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15 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This reminds me of when Fritta’s one-week suspension was (successfully) appealed in May 2021. I had only just joined Demonland and we were all on here to learn Fritta’s fate, record number of posters for a Tuesday arvo. I remember thinking, “Wow, I’ve found a bunch of nuffies as nuffie as me!”

 

1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I think you're underselling yourself a little WC

@WalkingCivilWar certainly is underselling. Makes her a very good buy IMHO. Blue-chip.

1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

@WalkingCivilWar certainly is underselling. Makes her a very good buy IMHO. Blue-chip.

Loveya QD. 💕

 

Just now, Demonstone said:

Close - no cigar.

Brad Close: forever remembered for punching the ball into the stands late in the game, Round 23, 2021.

Thanks, Brad!

The person giving updates has a sense of humour

 

"Bradley Close is present at the hearing, but it appears he will not be giving evidence. 

As such, we will have to take it on face value that his name is Bradley Close."

 

Ihle (Geelong): It was Dawson that took the tackle in the direction it went, it was Dawson that brought the two of them towards the ground, it was Dawson who lost his footy, it was Dawson who chose to hold onto the ball.

Editorial summary: It was Dawson

1 minute ago, Nascent said:

The person giving updates has a sense of humour

 

"Bradley Close is present at the hearing, but it appears he will not be giving evidence. 

As such, we will have to take it on face value that his name is Bradley Close."

 

Ihle (Geelong): It was Dawson that took the tackle in the direction it went, it was Dawson that brought the two of them towards the ground, it was Dawson who lost his footy, it was Dawson who chose to hold onto the ball.

Editorial summary: It was Dawson

As well as: 

“The Tribunal has now been deliberating for just shy of 40 minutes. I'd be halfway through a line at Lune by now.”

 

Tonight is like the good ol' Tuesday nights at Harrison House and Neil (the Hangman) Busse. Great dayz. Bang, bang, bang meant something different back then. Dippa, 3 weeks (BANG), Mr Keenan, 2 weeks (BANG), and as for you Mr. Rhys-Jones, 6 weeks and $250 fine (BANG BANG BANG).

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon
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10 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

@WalkingCivilWar certainly is underselling. Makes her a very good buy IMHO. Blue-chip.

A better buy than PacWest and many of the other U.S. regional banks right at this moment QD

Edit: I'll leave it to the professionals to update.

Edited by Nascent

Rooey giving evidence now. Good luck young man. 


6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

A better buy than PacWest and many of the other U.S. regional banks right at this moment QD

And significantly more prized @Demon Dynasty. @WalkingCivilWar FYI

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

Hard to argue ‘high impact’ when the player is already training and cleared to fly to Perth and play less than 6 days after the incident.

Out of curiosity, under the laws is there a level above high impact? 


1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

And significantly more prized.

DA stalwart and a Melbourne tragic... enough said (as you can see i didn't use the abbreviated nuffie version "nuff" there)

 

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