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NON-MFC: Rd 05 2023

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in Melbourne Demons

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11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well goodnight boys and girls, this is [censored].

It's either a [censored] movie on Netflix or a porn site for me

If you make it the porn site, you might be able to make it back in time for the 2nd half.

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    37 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    They broke a 21 year playoff drought last year.

    So much 2018 MFC about it. And they even won the first series v Toronto.

    So Ken Griffey Jr never got close to success!

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    25 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

    Official sell out crowd for Fremantle v Gold Coast. 9,329. Doesn't seem right....

    Given that it took me 45 minutes to get a beverage at quarter time, I’d believe every one of that 9,329 confirmed crowd.

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    8 minutes ago, layzie said:

    So Ken Griffey Jr never got close to success!

    He got some success with Mr Burns softball team.

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    Just now, MadAsHell said:

    He got some success with Mr Burns softball team.

    Wonder Bat!

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    3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    He sold his soul/wallet to the Cincinnati Reds in the late 90’s!

    Oh yeah to follow in his dad's footsteps.

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    Can any of our SA Dees supporters give their two cents as to why Norwood Oval with a capacity of about 10,000 picked as a venue as opposed to say Glenelg Oval with a capacity of 14,000 and also being located in a more touristy area?

    Just doesn't seem to make sense.

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    I honestly have never heard of a goal being stopped by a flap before

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    14 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

    If you make it the porn site, you might be able to make it back in time for the 2nd half.

    give the man 5 minutes!

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    33 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    James Brayshaw enters, crawling, and lies prostate before the desk.

    I think the R's dropped out of the word you meant there, Mr. Rackham.   :D

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    4 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

    Can any of our SA Dees supporters give their two cents as to why Norwood Oval with a capacity of about 10,000 picked as a venue as opposed to say Glenelg Oval with a capacity of 14,000 and also being located in a more touristy area?

    Just doesn't seem to make sense.

    Glenelg would have been nice!

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    4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I honestly have never heard of a goal being stopped by a flap before

    Wasn't it Judd McVee who was recently described on here as unflappable?

    I think I know what it means, now.

    edit:  snap @adonski!

    Edited by Demonstone

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    7 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

    Can any of our SA Dees supporters give their two cents as to why Norwood Oval with a capacity of about 10,000 picked as a venue as opposed to say Glenelg Oval with a capacity of 14,000 and also being located in a more touristy area?

    Just doesn't seem to make sense.

    Think it was to justify the $ spent tarting up the narrow catery, Norwood makes it seem wide.

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    Was that Pickett 

    Solid very hard player. Could play for a few more years yet 

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    Papley is a bard yard    Hates a goal !

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    That arzzzole can kick a goal and loves it 

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    4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    That arzzzole can kick a goal and loves it 

    Oh yeah, faster than the speed of love.

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