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26 minutes ago, ding said:

Its purple in honour of the Queens passing.

Was that her favourite colour?

the Pies will cop that [censored] tomorrow 

 
 

25 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

Just read Joe Daniher a late withdrawal. Damnnnnnn.   

That's horrible. 

 
4 minutes ago, Satan said:

Petty having goal practice too

I'd love to see Petty up fwd.

Tomlinson could do his job.

Still got the dynamic duo of May and Lever.

 


Well here I am at The G, it is champagne or river water tonight boys and girls. I have a new bottle of single malt for when I get home tomorrow. 

No Joe Daniher is a major boost for Brisbane.

No, I'm serious. In ten games he's kicked 13 goals against us and 5 of those were in round 15, 2015.

Genuine concern that this will stimulate the Lions to lower their eyes properly and look for the small options.

Applying pressure all over the ground just became 'more than 100%' important.


Damn

Talk about the power of suggestion

Seriously started choking on an anchovie.

1 minute ago, old dee said:

Well here I am at The G, it is champagne or river water tonight boys and girls. I have a new bottle of single malt for when I get home tomorrow. 

You should have sneaked the single malt in with you od !

2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Damn

Talk about the power of suggestion

Seriously started choking on an anchovie.

If you die it's all on @WalkingCivilWar deever !

I doubt she'd feel any guilt though.

 

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

Yay!!!! We’re doing a show of the banner! Be sure to take notice! It looks magnificent!!!! ❤️💙

You have to think bringing in Fullarton seems like an error. But we’ll see. 

if they went small and attacked through run n carry we might be in trouble


5 minutes ago, old dee said:

Well here I am at The G, it is champagne or river water tonight boys and girls. I have a new bottle of single malt for when I get home tomorrow. 

River water being Great Northern Mid strength??

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You should have sneaked the single malt in with you od !

I have trouble seeing the other side of the ground at best, that would reduce me to listening to the radio. 

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

River water being Great Northern Mid strength??

No river water being river water. Haven't you heard that expression?

 
4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If you die it's all on @WalkingCivilWar deever !

I doubt she'd feel any guilt though.

 

True but their so damn tasty.

49 minutes ago, Demonland said:

What’s with the Dockers lighting around the G?

QE II.  RIP


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