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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Malthouse was a great coach but lacks any quality in terms of insights or journalism right now.  
 

I went to a corporate gig about 4 years ago (2017/18) and Malthouse was the key note speaker on Motivation and Resilience.  Worst $15k spent by the business for an hour. He finished in 45 minutes and was “boring “ to be fair. Rattled on about his childhood and how he would spent time dreaming about getting to the VFL. Ok if he was speaking to high school kids but not corporate audience.  PowerPoint was scrambled slides put together without any link to his story. 

Myth. Coached a WA state side for 10 years and returned two flags. He did well with the Filth in 2010 . . with mega resources behind him. Doesn't make him a great coach though. Bevo's achievements with the Dogs far out-rate MM's achievements IMHO.

 
1 hour ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Can we kick a winning score?

Ben Brown needs to kick four at least but he will likely have Moore on him.

Why CB? I'd like BBB to lead Moore out to the hotdog stand leaving space for Traaaaaaaakta to carv 'em up. 

I’m sitting next to Pauline (Fritta’s mum). This is gonna be one helluva game!!!!

#DAdetractors,ComeAndTellUsInPersonHowCrapWeAre

 
Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m sitting next to Pauline (Fritta’s mum). This is gonna be one helluva game!!!!

#DAdetractors,ComeAndTellUsInPersonHowCrapWeAre

Cool. Is she Confident?

25 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Is it ok for a 59 year old to wear the Premiership Jumper whilst in Bangkok?

Doing it anyway!!

Big win today Demons 

Set up the back end of the year

The Filth at the ‘G

Have you got used to a Chang with ice cubes. Not bad

Enjoy your day !!


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m sitting next to Pauline (Fritta’s mum). This is gonna be one helluva game!!!!

#DAdetractors,ComeAndTellUsInPersonHowCrapWeAre

I once sat next to Dom Tyson's girlfriend. Got heaps of inside info. "The boys are really confident today. Dom's pretty sure we'll win."

 
Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

Have you got used to a Chang with ice cubes. Not bad

Enjoy your day !!

I can’t do ice cubes in beer!! In the Philippines they put it in without asking!!

Chang is fine. Heineken is better 


28 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

33-35 each day

dry in the morning late afternoon rain every 2-3 days 

Bloody good actually 

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Get a haircut ya hippee 

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

Get a haircut ya hippee 

Hey i am celebrating that i still have hair man!!

:)

not used to seeing so many delinquents and unemployable adults in one place.


Just now, praha said:

not used to seeing so many delinquents and unemployable adults in one place.

Parliament House?

41 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

33-35 each day

dry in the morning late afternoon rain every 2-3 days 

Bloody good actually 

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What a lout SWYL. Love ya. 

27 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Cool. Is she Confident?

Totally confident. 

8 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Parliament House?

The delinquents and unemployed adults are in Queanbeyan SWYL. At least they are honest and authentic.


From AFL.com.au just now . . .

Dees defender Daniel Turner, who arrived at the club via the 2021 NAB AFL Mid-Season Rookie Draft, will make his debut in the match, while premiership defender Michael Hibberd returns for his first match of the season following an ongoing calf injury. 

The pair come in to the side for Jayden Hunt and Adam Tomlinson, who were both omitted.

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon
Typo

Can’t see Oliver warming up?

Oops yes l can

 
8 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

What a lout SWYL. Love ya. 

Cheers QD. Just Flying the Flag mate

 


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