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Steven May Suspended by the Club

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7 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

ST KILDA pair Paddy Ryder and Bradley Hill were involved in a bar altercation but the club has denied reports they were left out of the AFL team last week for disciplinary reasons.

The Saints on Monday night said Ryder and Hill were part of a "verbal exchange and disagreement" with fellow patrons at a venue in Mordialloc.
 

so do we now see the AFL jump onboard with a full inquiry and the integrity unit called in !!!! Surely yes  

and will Caro and Robbo and Damo and Tommy and Ralphy all feast on this club bust up and club in crisis headlines !!!! 

 

Mordialloc seems to be theme - brad reporting that Jackson is meeting with freo in mordialloc now these 2 arguing there. Wonder if Paddy was telling Freo to take Brad Hill back 😂😂

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    2 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    ST KILDA pair Paddy Ryder and Bradley Hill were involved in a bar altercation but the club has denied reports they were left out of the AFL team last week for disciplinary reasons.

    The Saints on Monday night said Ryder and Hill were part of a "verbal exchange and disagreement" with fellow patrons at a venue in Mordialloc.
     

    so do we now see the AFL jump onboard with a full inquiry and the integrity unit called in !!!! Surely yes  

    and will Caro and Robbo and Damo and Tommy and Ralphy all feast on this club bust up and club in crisis headlines !!!! 

     

    Surely has to be investigated by the "integrity" unit - won't matter though, can bet there will be nothing to see here....

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    Phew! I was worried when I saw this thread bob up again. 

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    Bit of a [censored] stirrer is our Trac.

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    On the Champs Elysees no less   ... with a secret "sauce"

    Avec notre formule et sa sauce mythique nous espérons vous faire passer un moment chaleureux pour vous faire voyager à travers l’ambiance des diners familiaux chez les Champvert. Quoi de mieux qu’un moment en famille, au coin du feu, accompagnée d’une bonne viande et de sa sauce secrète (enfin secrète pour vous, pas pour nous).

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    5 hours ago, Demonland said:

    From Trac’s Insta Stories

     

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    Can confirm this place is very good... more so for a steak, less so for a punch on.

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    3 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    On the Champs Elysees no less   ... with a secret "sauce"

    Avec notre formule et sa sauce mythique nous espérons vous faire passer un moment chaleureux pour vous faire voyager à travers l’ambiance des diners familiaux chez les Champvert. Quoi de mieux qu’un moment en famille, au coin du feu, accompagnée d’une bonne viande et de sa sauce secrète (enfin secrète pour vous, pas pour nous).

    Sacre Bleu 

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    6 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Can confirm this place is very good... more so for a steak, less so for a punch on.

    One surely would prefer a fine Bordeaux or a champagne to a punch in such an establishment - punch probably not even on the menu. 

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