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What soil would you prefer? 20 members have voted

  1. 1. What soil would you prefer?

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As I have nothing of interest to contribute today in the slow wind down to Christmas, I received a little email from The MFC re: a $999 watch! It's got a logo and SOIL- yes SOIL from thy hallowed turf that is The MCG - personally I'd have put in some Optus Stadium grit in.

Anyway... what's the forums view? 😄

 

 

 

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    Make sure it’s not from Ricky Nixon’s backyard. 
     

    has that lowlife been charged yet?

    He is still very active on Social Media as if nothing has happened….

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    Dont take the watch overseas or youll end up on Border security  :) 

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    For $999 you can have a spade full from my backyard

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    And a sun dial made from a banana 

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    I have a few mates with soil from the last Collingwood game at Victoria Park but I know it's legit because those ferals have photos of them digging it up themselves.

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    I think a fob watch on a chain would be more suitable to us the sophisticated and discerning supporters of the Afl. With matching pipe and slippers.

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    35 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    I think a fob watch on a chain would be more suitable to us the sophisticated and discerning supporters of the Afl. With matching pipe and slippers.

    … and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

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    27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    … and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

    I've always wanted a humidor. Nothing else really announces one has arrived. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    … and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

    and don't forget a Antiques Atlas - Vintage Silver Cigar Cutter By S.J Rose & Son.

    and a File:Antique-Gold-Snuff-Box.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

     

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    and don't forget a Antiques Atlas - Vintage Silver Cigar Cutter By S.J Rose & Son.

    and a File:Antique-Gold-Snuff-Box.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

     

    Idk what the top one is. The second one is a snuff box?

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    14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Idk what the top one is. The second one is a snuff box?

    no cigar for you 😈 .......well one for the snuff box

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    no cigar for you 😈 .......well one for the snuff box

    So…. What is the top one?

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    So…. What is the top one?

    a cigar cutter......a must have for any cigar connoisseur :blink:

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    So…. What is the top one?

    Never smoked a cigar?

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    Just now, ManDee said:

    Never smoked a cigar?

    I have, but I didn’t need one of those metal things. I just lit it like a cigarette. 
    #unculturedSwine

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    a cigar cutter

    I thought it was something a mohel might use, but that's no skin off my nose.

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    and don't forget a Antiques Atlas - Vintage Silver Cigar Cutter By S.J Rose & Son.

    and a File:Antique-Gold-Snuff-Box.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

     

    Where did you get that Gold plated jewellry box with Max Gawn on it? 🤣

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    7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    Where did you get that Gold plated jewellry box with Max Gawn on it? 🤣

    not a jewellry (sic) box, dr g, but a genuine demon snuff box 🙄.....google is your friend

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