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  1. 1. What soil would you prefer?

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As I have nothing of interest to contribute today in the slow wind down to Christmas, I received a little email from The MFC re: a $999 watch! It's got a logo and SOIL- yes SOIL from thy hallowed turf that is The MCG - personally I'd have put in some Optus Stadium grit in.

Anyway... what's the forums view? 😄

 

 

 

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Make sure it’s not from Ricky Nixon’s backyard. 
 

has that lowlife been charged yet?

He is still very active on Social Media as if nothing has happened….

 

Dont take the watch overseas or youll end up on Border security  :) 

For $999 you can have a spade full from my backyard


And a sun dial made from a banana 

I have a few mates with soil from the last Collingwood game at Victoria Park but I know it's legit because those ferals have photos of them digging it up themselves.

I think a fob watch on a chain would be more suitable to us the sophisticated and discerning supporters of the Afl. With matching pipe and slippers.

 
35 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I think a fob watch on a chain would be more suitable to us the sophisticated and discerning supporters of the Afl. With matching pipe and slippers.

… and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

I've always wanted a humidor. Nothing else really announces one has arrived. 


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

and don't forget a Antiques Atlas - Vintage Silver Cigar Cutter By S.J Rose & Son.

and a File:Antique-Gold-Snuff-Box.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and don't forget a Antiques Atlas - Vintage Silver Cigar Cutter By S.J Rose & Son.

and a File:Antique-Gold-Snuff-Box.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

 

Idk what the top one is. The second one is a snuff box?

14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Idk what the top one is. The second one is a snuff box?

no cigar for you 😈 .......well one for the snuff box

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

no cigar for you 😈 .......well one for the snuff box

So…. What is the top one?

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So…. What is the top one?

a cigar cutter......a must have for any cigar connoisseur :blink:


5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So…. What is the top one?

Never smoked a cigar?

Just now, ManDee said:

Never smoked a cigar?

I have, but I didn’t need one of those metal things. I just lit it like a cigarette. 
#unculturedSwine

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a cigar cutter

I thought it was something a mohel might use, but that's no skin off my nose.

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and don't forget a Antiques Atlas - Vintage Silver Cigar Cutter By S.J Rose & Son.

and a File:Antique-Gold-Snuff-Box.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

 

Where did you get that Gold plated jewellry box with Max Gawn on it? 🤣

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7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Where did you get that Gold plated jewellry box with Max Gawn on it? 🤣

not a jewellry (sic) box, dr g, but a genuine demon snuff box 🙄.....google is your friend


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