MFC - Timepiece

[Engorged Onion 10,224]

As I have nothing of interest to contribute today in the slow wind down to Christmas, I received a little email from The MFC re: a $999 watch! It's got a logo and SOIL- yes SOIL from thy hallowed turf that is The MCG - personally I'd have put in some Optus Stadium grit in.

Anyway... what's the forums view? 😄

 

 

 

Edited December 17, 2021 by Engorged Onion

[Deepfreeze 218]

Does it come with a certificate of authenticity?

[Sir Why You Little 37,307]

Make sure it’s not from Ricky Nixon’s backyard. 
 

has that lowlife been charged yet?

He is still very active on Social Media as if nothing has happened….

[Satan 2,915]

Dont take the watch overseas or youll end up on Border security  :) 

[640MD 3,491]

For $999 you can have a spade full from my backyard

[640MD 3,491]

And a sun dial made from a banana 

[Wrecker46 3,067]

I have a few mates with soil from the last Collingwood game at Victoria Park but I know it's legit because those ferals have photos of them digging it up themselves.

[leave it to deever 17,591]

I think a fob watch on a chain would be more suitable to us the sophisticated and discerning supporters of the Afl. With matching pipe and slippers.

[Guest]

35 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I think a fob watch on a chain would be more suitable to us the sophisticated and discerning supporters of the Afl. With matching pipe and slippers.

… and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

[leave it to deever 17,591]

27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

I've always wanted a humidor. Nothing else really announces one has arrived. 

[daisycutter 29,892]

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… and a matching monocle and humidor. 😉

and don't forget a 

and a 

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and don't forget a 

and a 

 

Idk what the top one is. The second one is a snuff box?

[daisycutter 29,892]

14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Idk what the top one is. The second one is a snuff box?

no cigar for you 😈 .......well one for the snuff box

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

no cigar for you 😈 .......well one for the snuff box

So…. What is the top one?

[daisycutter 29,892]

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So…. What is the top one?

a cigar cutter......a must have for any cigar connoisseur 

[ManDee 7,319]

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So…. What is the top one?

Never smoked a cigar?

[Guest]

Just now, ManDee said:

Never smoked a cigar?

I have, but I didn’t need one of those metal things. I just lit it like a cigarette. 
#unculturedSwine

[Demonstone 23,338]

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a cigar cutter

I thought it was something a mohel might use, but that's no skin off my nose.

[Dr. Gonzo 24,443]

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and don't forget a 

and a 

 

Where did you get that Gold plated jewellry box with Max Gawn on it? 🤣

Edited December 17, 2021 by Dr. Gonzo

[daisycutter 29,892]

7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Where did you get that Gold plated jewellry box with Max Gawn on it? 🤣

not a jewellry (sic) box, dr g, but a genuine demon snuff box 🙄.....google is your friend