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What they're saying down at Cockburn Central

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  • There were rumours on here that we are into Brody Mihocek. Tom Browne says Collingwood are interested in Jesse Hogan.
  • We've all put a lot of time into feeding Cornes' Hogan to Essendon idea.
  • If Hogan can find it in him to you know actually kick a goal maybe we might all start getting off his back.
  • Top 5 paid at the club and we're all satisfied with his output.
    • Don't worry about goals Hoges, just keep taking contested marks on the wing over Baker's head (175cm). Excellent return on investment.
  • If Hogan and Lobb were kicking 40/30 goals each I'd be open to trading Tabs. But they're not. Both seem mentally shot when it comes to kicking at the big sticks.
  • Hogan’s biggest issue is Tabs. You don’t see Kennedy run in front of Darling or Darling run in front of Kennedy. Tabs just gets in every other forwards way. The amount of times he spoils Lobb, bowls over Schultz and cuts off leads is a joke.
    • Hogan has done fu** all for us in two years. He's the one that needs to get out of the way. When was the last time he kicked a goal??
  • It's starting to look like a pretty bad decision to get Hogan instead of King and Hill. King especially looks like a damn good player for the next 10 years.
  • We'd be moronic to even consider trading him, would be one of the dumbest moves we've ever made if we did.
  • Hogan runs down the ground into space but as he starts to turn Taberner had already thrown the ball onto his boot and straight into the a rms of a Melbourne player.
  • We works his [censored] off on the field, keep him in and the cohesion will build.
  • Melbourne are playing for their season. So expect a walk over. Hogan will be off the leash.
  • Hogan will go off against Melbourne tomorrow, just got a feeling.

Everything else

  • Seven changes for Melbourne?? Aren’t they still in the mix for a finals spot?
  • No need to make changes. We are clearly going far better than what I thought we were!!!
    • Yeah the teams lost 3 of their last 4 games, we're flying.
  • Langdon's kicking is still nightmarish, feel bad for Melbourne supporters.
  • Melbourne are coming off a 4 day break. Got embarrassingly beaten by Sydney. Of course they were going to bring changes. But 7? That could be overkill, upset the whole chemistry or the team.
  • Big outs for Melbourne. Angus Brayshaw, Jones, Harmes, Wagner, Brown. Pretty meh Ins. Press maybe tall, but we have a huge chance at a win here.
  • Conca straight to Petracca? Or Oliver perhaps? 
  • I'd expect Melbourne to be less complacent but a win for us here is important for morale.
  • Melbourne and finals type conditions do not go together.
  • Been watching a bit of Melbourne lately. May is in some good form so Taberner will have to play a blinder. May does really well to edge the Key forward too far ahead of the drop of the ball, but I think Tabs is a pretty good judge of the flight of the ball and he's got the strength to hold his own.
  • Petracca is on fire lately, will be an interesting matchup whoever he gets.
  • Melbourne very hit and miss. Look like trash against Sydney right now. Feel like we might match up fairly well against them.
  • Melbourne are so crap.
  • Expect them to come out breathing fire. Tabs vs Lever and Hogan vs Day would be great. Tabs should dominate Lever. Both midfield stack up.
  • Tabs, Hogan and Lobb experiment should continue. Either we're too tall, or our crumbers aren't up to it. We need to figure out what's going on in our fwd half.

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31 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

  • Big outs for Melbourne. Angus Brayshaw, Jones, Harmes, Wagner, Brown. Pretty meh Ins. Press maybe tall, but we have a huge chance at a win here.

Freo supporters think Josh Wagner is a big out for us.

Does his dad barrack for the Dockers?

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No respect.
And don't deserve any.
Apparently its very windy up there again today.
We're doomed ..... DOOMED I tells ya.

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1 hour ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

A bit of lube would do wounders or maybe steer clear of the Surfers Paradise strippers.

Stop playing with it!

I had to unfortunately drive down to Cockburn yesterday, what an absolute scheisse-loch.

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I had to unfortunately drive down to Cockburn yesterday, what an absolute scheibloch. 

Do the simple  folk down there ask to touch your robes Ethan ?

 

Isn’t there a cream for cockburn?

asking for a friend 


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do the simple  folk down there ask to touch your robes Ethan ?

I didn’t get out of my car for them to touch it. I just threw my food scraps at them out of my window. 

Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

I didn’t get out of my car for them to touch it. I just threw my food scraps at them out of my window. 

Left overs from the charcuterie platter lunch, Ethan?

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