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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I can’t think of much worse than a gutfull of fizzy giz before physical activity........ but then again I’m not greatly invested in exercise 

I think you are selling yourself short BBO. I would have considered a "good thrashing" to be the exercise of choice for a gentleman like you with er "refined" tastes. The benefits of course will depend on the level of gusto with which it is performed .How many times a week would you participate?

 

They really missed an opportunity of parading Langdon and Tomlinson around for the first time when also announcing the Red Bull sponsorship...

 

The energy boost obviously wore off after half an hour

 
7 hours ago, Supermercado said:

The energy boost obviously wore off after half an hour

Either that or the players have been consuming so much of it that they’re developing a tolerance to it.

imo the club should sign magic and fairy dust as sponsors. that way everyone is happy and no one is offended.

except for those that practice the dark arts and/or have diabetes. 


29 minutes ago, praha said:

imo the club should sign magic and fairy dust as sponsors. that way everyone is happy and no one is offended.

except for those that practice the dark arts and/or have diabetes. 

ssh, you wake old man Emu Bitters talkin like that.

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I can’t think of much worse than a gutfull of fizzy giz before physical activity........ but then again I’m not greatly invested in exercise 

Horizontal ?

On 6/24/2020 at 10:36 AM, Neil Crompton said:

I think you are selling yourself short BBO. I would have considered a "good thrashing" to be the exercise of choice for a gentleman like you with er "refined" tastes. The benefits of course will depend on the level of gusto with which it is performed .How many times a week would you participate?

Neil , one should not compare the epitome of artistic performance with the sweaty results of common “exercise”  !

 
3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Neil , one should not compare the epitome of artistic performance with the sweaty results of common “exercise”  !

"Straining at Stool" is neither an art nor is it a desirable exercise.

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