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7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Gotta wait another year??? Nah

No one goes from 17th to first in one season.

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    20 hours ago, spalding said:

    My daughter who turns 16 in July is a 17 consecutive year member - does that compete? 

    they do a lot more ultrasounds in Singapore where she was made! 

    My last four (of five) were all members before birth, caused no end of consternation to hospital staff around the world who think I am some sort of freak putting Demon paraphernalia on the cots in the hospital wards. Anyone top four pregnancy memberships?

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    2 hours ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

    My last four (of five) were all members before birth, caused no end of consternation to hospital staff around the world who think I am some sort of freak putting Demon paraphernalia on the cots in the hospital wards. Anyone top four pregnancy memberships?

    So was the fifth a difficult pregnancy and so punished by not getting a Melbourne membership? Or perhaps the perfect pregnancy and thus he/she was granted the freedom to choose their own destiny?

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    2 hours ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

    My last four (of five) were all members before birth, caused no end of consternation to hospital staff around the world who think I am some sort of freak putting Demon paraphernalia on the cots in the hospital wards. Anyone top four pregnancy memberships?

    Nope - can’t top that. Good work!

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    No one goes from 17th to first in one season.

    Technically we can finish in 8th and still win the flag

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    10 minutes ago, Deecisive said:

    Technically we can finish in 8th and still win the flag

    By first I was meaning winning the flag Decisive.

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    Just another hoodoo to be broken, never say can't

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    18 hours ago, FarNorthernD said:

    So was the fifth a difficult pregnancy and so punished by not getting a Melbourne membership? Or perhaps the perfect pregnancy and thus he/she was granted the freedom to choose their own destiny?

    Was young and it was a stretch to pay tbh. No one gets choice about the club in my family. I still don't understand how you could let your kid choose another club. 

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    On 2/1/2020 at 7:02 PM, old dee said:

    No problem we are going to win three flags this decade. 2021, 2023 and 2027.

    I've never seen an old dee post with such positivity. Either his account's been hacked or he's overdosed on Prozac.

    Or I need to accept he was being deliberately sardonic. 

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    15 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I've never seen an old dee post with such positivity. Either his account's been hacked or he's overdosed on Prozac.

    Or I need to accept he was being deliberately sardonic. 

    he's having or bi-polar day

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    21 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I've never seen an old dee post with such positivity. Either his account's been hacked or he's overdosed on Prozac.

    Or I need to accept he was being deliberately sardonic. 

    Life is seldom predictable LDC.

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    he's having or bi-polar day

    Careful DC I m not the one with memory problems!

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    On 2/2/2020 at 6:30 AM, old dee said:

    No one goes from 17th to first in one season.

    Not yet.  First time ever in 2020

    9 hours ago, old dee said:

    Life is seldom predictable LDC.

    Absolutely certain of that?

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