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17 minutes ago, SFebes said:

 

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Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all.  A crock is a pot, a container.

If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

 
7 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all.  A crock is a pot, a container.

If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

Crocs and alligators 

4 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

What the F is a premiership clock?

I think the landscape has so significantly changed with the advent of free agency and player movement, that premiership windows are a thing of the past. 

If we get everything right next year, we have a list that could challenge for the flag with a bit of luck.

Just as easily, we could be anchored to the bottom of the table.

I want a new senior coach though. If we pull the trigger on that front in the next 6 to 12 months, we'll have a greater chance, but I hope I'm wrong.

 
1 hour ago, demonstone said:

Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all.  A crock is a pot, a container.

If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

Your speaking a load of crock demonstone. Go look it up.


5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

What the F is a premiership clock?

It's very much like a premiership toaster, a premiership bookshelf, a premiership potato peeler, or a premiership DVD player.

They are all as useful as each other and are equally accurate as predictors of the future.

11pm imo. We are close and have the pieces. Just need a cherry on top.

22 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Where would I look that up, doc?  Same page as the difference between "your" and "you're"?  ?

Nah, wouldn't be on that page, and wouldn't  be any good trying to sue the allegator either, but you might be able to try it on with an alligator.?

 

about 2.30 in the morning...we missed our chance...going to be a while

Ummm,  "allegator"  was the joke, doc.  I pinched it from Groucho Marx.  Sorry if it went over your head.


Found our premiership clock, it goes backwards

 

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1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

It's very much like a premiership toaster, a premiership bookshelf, a premiership potato peeler, or a premiership DVD player.

They are all as useful as each other and are equally accurate as predictors of the future.

I see us more as a Thermomix...we sound splendid...definitely a cult following...and we cost ourselves a bomb. 

results...well...yes  Martha you cooked dinner..well done. ( over 24 easy payments ) 

and/or you may well get burned

8 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

What the F is a premiership clock?

I'd wager it's some kind of walking clock.

10 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

What the F is a premiership clock?

And can I buy one from an AFL Store?

Ours got stuck at MCMLXIV.  

 


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