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17 minutes ago, SFebes said:

 

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Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all.  A crock is a pot, a container.

If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

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    7 minutes ago, demonstone said:

    Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all.  A crock is a pot, a container.

    If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

    Crocs and alligators 

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    4 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    What the F is a premiership clock?

    I think the landscape has so significantly changed with the advent of free agency and player movement, that premiership windows are a thing of the past. 

    If we get everything right next year, we have a list that could challenge for the flag with a bit of luck.

    Just as easily, we could be anchored to the bottom of the table.

    I want a new senior coach though. If we pull the trigger on that front in the next 6 to 12 months, we'll have a greater chance, but I hope I'm wrong.

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    1 hour ago, demonstone said:

    Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all.  A crock is a pot, a container.

    If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

    Your speaking a load of crock demonstone. Go look it up.

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    Where would I look that up, doc?  Same page as the difference between "your" and "you're"?  ?

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    5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    What the F is a premiership clock?

    It's very much like a premiership toaster, a premiership bookshelf, a premiership potato peeler, or a premiership DVD player.

    They are all as useful as each other and are equally accurate as predictors of the future.

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    11pm imo. We are close and have the pieces. Just need a cherry on top.

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    22 minutes ago, demonstone said:

    Where would I look that up, doc?  Same page as the difference between "your" and "you're"?  ?

    Nah, wouldn't be on that page, and wouldn't  be any good trying to sue the allegator either, but you might be able to try it on with an alligator.?

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    about 2.30 in the morning...we missed our chance...going to be a while

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    Ummm,  "allegator"  was the joke, doc.  I pinched it from Groucho Marx.  Sorry if it went over your head.

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    Found our premiership clock, it goes backwards

     

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    1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    It's very much like a premiership toaster, a premiership bookshelf, a premiership potato peeler, or a premiership DVD player.

    They are all as useful as each other and are equally accurate as predictors of the future.

    I see us more as a Thermomix...we sound splendid...definitely a cult following...and we cost ourselves a bomb. 

    results...well...yes  Martha you cooked dinner..well done. ( over 24 easy payments ) 

    and/or you may well get burned

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    8 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    What the F is a premiership clock?

    I'd wager it's some kind of walking clock.

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    10 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    What the F is a premiership clock?

    And can I buy one from an AFL Store?

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    Ours got stuck at MCMLXIV.  

     

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