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How typical Melbournian. 

4 goals against the gale .... mmmm, that was good, must be satisfied now ...... oops ... 1 with it. 

Harmes refuses to kick inside 50.  Probably no one obvious  on offer but someone needa to get this out of his game.

A good low chaos worm burning mongrel punt quickly inside 50 can do wonders sometimes!  It doesn't always need to be a lace out pass (cough*).

Edited by Rusty Nails

 

Lever has had an absolute mare.


Listening to radio while I work . Weird broadcast. Dopey main commentator  (thinks definitive is a fancy way of saying definite), no atmosphere/crowd, Terry Wallace with his underpants on too tight.

Lousy ending to a lousy season 

 

Is Shaw safe if Norf lose today?

Thw hole team needs to have a long hard look at that Gawn kick for goal. He's clearly worked hard on his technique, that was perfect.

If the big man can, anyone can. Get it done!


Hawks and Pies exchange goals and it's still an 18 point lead to Collingwood in the VFL.

26 mins into third quarter

PS 3/4 time Pies by 19

If Collingwood win Casey are in the finals

Edited by Diamond_Jim

Spargo has the physical presence of an Auskick kid.

Has Salem been traded to Norf or something?

Woeful

Geez I can’t stand the commentators these days, so smug, negative and judgmental.

1 minute ago, DSP said:

Spargo has the physical presence of an Auskick kid.

Your insulting my 6yo daughter there, she would smash him in any contest


Big Max.

 

Yay JKH has an impact on the game!

2 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Has Salem been traded to Norf or something?

Woeful

Worst on ground. 

Hibbo = trade bait


Just now, Vineytime said:

Salem - WTF?? Please at least try!

Didn't look great, but if you see a replay Harmes just stands there and watches and I reckon Salem was holding position for Harmes to come in and spoil. Just symptomatic of us and how we haven't been able to develop the instinct and trust in each other.

1 minute ago, —coach— said:

Your insulting my 6yo daughter there, she would smash him in any contest

Fair point.

A wet paper bag may be a better description. Absolutely useless.

Great mark & goal Cap!

 
Just now, Lord Nev said:

Didn't look great, but if you see a replay Harmes just stands there and watches and I reckon Salem was holding position for Harmes to come in and spoil. Just symptomatic of us and how we haven't been able to develop the instinct and trust in each other.

Agree with this, the tactic is that one guards the front and one spoils over the top.


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