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10 hours ago, monoccular said:

I read that he called him a "bald [censored]" ... so speaking the truth is now an ejecting offence in Gill's PC AFL.

Enough!

 

And Adelaide overran another team with a big lead in the last quarter!  Two weeks in a row,  Have they been swabbed?

OMG. Is [censored] now auto censored? The world has gone PC mad!  What about the old saying about flogging  a dead horse? Is that still ok?

 
 
6 hours ago, John Demonic said:

Tried to watch GWS vs Adel which was apparently the game of the round so far. [censored] boring. Sacrilege around here to mention it but the NBA playoffs have been x10 as entertaining. Warriors down 1-3, it's glorious.

Hopefully it is all over on Tuesday.

7 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

I read this morning the AFL has come out and said there were 7 incorrect decisions during the game. The count should have been 24-0.

Also, I’m wondering if anyone else saw Phil Davis give Betts a high 5/congratulatory tap after Betts kicked a freakish goal late on? When players were moving back to position I’m almost certain I saw Davis do that and I thought at the time if that was a Melbourne player I’d be livid. 

Curious, is that good sportsmanship to recognise greatness on the spot or is that best left for after the game? 

If it were May or Lewis they would be cited for striking and offered 3 with an early guilty plea. ?


On 6/7/2019 at 10:11 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

Bruce: “Jeelong need to win another flag”

 

WHY Bruce??? 

 

Let's pretend for a moment that Bruce isn't a prizewinning -thingthing- and imagine that what he means by that is...

"Geelong's five best players are all past or near 30, and a sixth is almost certainly leaving at year's end, they currently have the league's second-shortest injury list with no key players missing, they also have a big group of already fully-mature quality players aged 26-28, and while a bunch of their kids are good, none are of the quality of the veterans even in that second rank... so if they don't take home a flag in a year like this where everything has come together just right, they probably wont get another chance'".

Seriously, if Geelong choke again this september, it'll be worse than all of Port's famous finals chokes combined. And even funnier, too.

1 hour ago, monoccular said:

OMG. Is [censored] now auto censored? The world has gone PC mad!  What about the old saying about flogging  a dead horse? Is that still ok?

Using the word fl og gets you kicked out of AFL grounds as per saturday.

Edited by Redleg

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Using the word fl og gets you kicked out of AFL grounds as per saturday.

Interesting when you consider all the foul language routinely uttered every week at every match, in front of kids, that goes unremarked and unpunished.

Josef Stalin lives on in the character of Gil McLachlan

 
3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Interesting when you consider all the foul language routinely uttered every week at every match, in front of kids, that goes unremarked and unpunished.

Josef Stalin lives on in the character of Gil McLachlan

PC has gone stark raving mad.

Take Yeo out of the middle and Hurn out of defence and Eagles are half the team - they can't get the ball into their fwd line and no-one marshalls the defenders.  And McGovern is lazy, he refused to chase Buddy and kept asking teammates to do his job.

 

That 'straight line' drop punt goal form an awkward boundary position by Buddy after the siren was a thing of beauty.

Edited by Lucifer's Hero


2 hours ago, monoccular said:

OMG. Is [censored] now auto censored? The world has gone PC mad!  What about the old saying about flogging  a dead horse? Is that still ok?

sssshh.  before they outlaw horse.

I'm surprise Marty H is still getting his surname thru.

 

But our old Mfc President of the 80's,  [censored] Seddon doesn't make the cut.

Edited by DV8

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