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3 word critiques have been great too!

5 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

Prior to knowing your age or seeing the pic, I would have guessed your age at 35-40 by posts

I knew he was an old fart, but not sure if that’s from some ancient memory of him revealing his age or just a hunch. Being around a long time does odd things to one’s memory.

 

What was the headline..."Dom Tyson fan club goes into overdrive as dees reach prelim"?

Is the soon to be new addition to the family going to be named after one of our boys Joeboy?


9 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Is the soon to be new addition to the family going to be named after one of our boys Joeboy?

If twin boys , I suggest Tyson & Domenic .

Real Thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see
Come and see the real thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see
There's a meaning there
But the meaning there doesn't really mean a thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see
I am the real, thing
Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow
Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, Oo-mow-ma-mow
Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow
Trying hard to understand that, really not, you're seeing me
Trying hard to understand that, really not, you're seeing me
There's a meaning there
But the meaning there doesn't really mean a thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see the real thing
Come and see
I am the real, thing
Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow
Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, Oo-mow-ma-mow
Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, ma mow
I am…
 
7 hours ago, joeboy said:

Sorry to disappoint you.. that’s what a lifetime of AFL suffering does to you, but the photo that appeared in the paper was a little more complimentary , and I AM 65

I'm 68, man. Fell in love while watching the demons get belted by Collingwood in the 1958 Grand Final at my grandmother's house in North Sunshine. I always barrack for the under dogs.

I was at cricket practice in 1964 when Ray Gabelich wobbled into goal and thought we'd succumbed. Big Nellie saved us. 

Has bin a lonely road ever since.

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20 hours ago, Satan said:

For those who have sat with him for over 25 years its even scarier

YOU can talk?


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14 hours ago, Redleg said:

It’s a scary face.

At least I can see below my stomach ?

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5 minutes ago, joeboy said:

At least I can see below my stomach ?

There is nothing south of my stomach worth seeing.

2 hours ago, joeboy said:

At least I can see below my stomach ?

That's more than 3 words.

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