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2017 Player Reviews: # 8 Heritier Lumumba

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0 turnovers for the year, come back, please?

 

One of the Dee's all time greats.....

Walks away from the game with as many friends as Aker.

 

The guy is a [censored] of the highest order, and I'm so glad he is finally off our list. He was nothing but a parasite from the moment he walked through the door.

For all the good work he did with the club, Roos really screwed us over by giving this bloke a four year deal on good money.

What a story.

A story of putrid crap.

I can't figure out this guy's agenda after watching the Fair Game doco. Spent the whole time putting down the Collingwood Footy Club and then the only thing close to a mention of us was at the end when it said he was 'traded to another club' at the end of 2014. I feel like the guy holds both clubs in contempt and although I respect where he's come from and even his views I really don't have time for this guy.


20 hours ago, old dee said:

Just another x pie that we picked that was not worth a bumper.

we fall for their cast offs every time.

FD can you please stay away from all at the CFC!

Pretty true, though (ancient history) didn't Peter Moore win a Downlow for us after moving across.  

However I can't think of even one more ever.   

1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Pretty true, though (ancient history) didn't Peter Moore win a Downlow for us after moving across.  

However I can't think of even one more ever.   

One a century is hardly a great success rate mono.

Shame we can't offer him up in a trade, I'm sure every club would be rushing out to grab him.

 

Not everything in football is Black and White and thank god for that as anything coming in that packaging seems to melt into the grey and you end up with 50 shades of nothing !!

The enigmatic  and most often misunderstood ( just ask him) Heretier Lumumba  came to the Dees with promises of electrifying  football.  Very quickly he managed to short himself out but it wasn't his fault ( again just ask him ) . Those Grey clouds circled and all was not good for H.  Who could forget his mesmerising dancing, knee high running on the spot ?? Apparently nearly everyone. Ol Harry Highpants as he was affectionately known ( among other names ...again...just ask him ) just couldn't find his Mojo nomo !!

Here's to you Harry...you came, you did sweet f all and you left..( too late )

God bless you for handing back #8 ( eventually )   We'll probably retire it now...well fumigate it first.

We all have problems and one of ours was you.

9 hours ago, monoccular said:

Pretty true, though (ancient history) didn't Peter Moore win a Downlow for us after moving across.  

However I can't think of even one more ever.   

 

9 hours ago, old dee said:

One a century is hardly a great success rate mono.

Exactly my point, old dee


On Sunday, September 17, 2017 at 9:56 PM, Dr. Gonzo said:

Would've been better off with a straight swap for Varcoe in hindsight

Not sure Geelong would agree with that (not that I really care).

It would be a pretty tight contest for worst bloke between Heritier and Mitch.

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