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6 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Worst thing in that story is Jayden Hunt being called 'Hunty'. Really? That's his nickname?

Flash was taken.

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    19 hours ago, ManDee said:

    Alas...

     

    14 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

     

    I knew him 

    A fellow of infinite jest

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    14 hours ago, Chook said:

    Flash was taken.

    Chook, love the avatar.

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    Just now, The Reverend said:

    What's this thread about? Can someone remind me?

    Great orators messages, I think.

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    Donald Trump on the other hand...

    Now there's an orator. Sorry, getting orator and nutter mixed up.

    Kevin Sheedy?

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    22 hours ago, Devil is in the Detail said:

    Why??:)

    You really dont know ????   oi vey !!!!!

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    21 hours ago, willmoy said:

    "Watts in a name"

    A Hunt by any other would run as fast !!

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    10 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

    Donald Trump on the other hand...

    Now there's an orator. Sorry, getting orator and nutter mixed up.

    Kevin Sheedy?

    I think that both you and Polonius may be misguided.

    Both Sheedy and Hamlet feign being mad as a ruse, on the other hand Trump?   "Though this be madness, yet there is method in't."  - Shakespeare 

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    23 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

    What's this thread about? Can someone remind me?

    Sorry. Let's get back on topic. Hunt does not appear at all in Hamlet.

     

    However, Hunt (and it's various derivatives, such as hunter, huntsman, etc) appears 82 times in Shakespeare's plays, and once in a sonnet. 

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    22 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

    Well, Hamlet was a nutter. Not sure he qualifies.

    Hey !!!! Careful who you are calling my family members.

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    32 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    A Hunt by any other would run as fast !!

    "Where i would do good evil is present"

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    I can't remember what this thread was about but the nickname part is funny. I have heard the players yelling out "Killer" to Watts at training, and I still think "Nibbler" is great for Neal-Bullen. What is odd though, is that they all seem to call Dawsey "Chris". Doesn't seem to have a nickname or just prefers Chris. Strange, I can think of a few for him.

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    The creative nicknames like Cracker for Ormond Allen, and Juice for anyone named Newton are the best. Moo for Darren Kowal.

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    Shaun Hart used to be called Dewf when he was at Brisbane.

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    2 minutes ago, DDEE said:

    Shaun Hart used to be called Dewf when he was at Brisbane.

    Dewfshaun ? I don't get it ?

     

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    7 minutes ago, nutbean said:

    Dewfshaun ? I don't get it ?

     

    Don't worry, it was on the nose anyway.

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    59 minutes ago, DDEE said:

    I can't remember what this thread was about but the nickname part is funny. I have heard the players yelling out "Killer" to Watts at training, and I still think "Nibbler" is great for Neal-Bullen. What is odd though, is that they all seem to call Dawsey "Chris". Doesn't seem to have a nickname or just prefers Chris. Strange, I can think of a few for him.

    I've had mates in the past that have gone through so many nicknames that eventually it goes full circle and you go back to calling them their first name because it sounds so strange to call them that.  

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    Was always fun to hear everyone call out Grinters alter ego when he ran onto the ground.

    Which was?

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    On 8/11/2016 at 1:34 PM, Deemented Are Go! said:

     

    My grandad's nickname was 'Pork'. 

     

    lol, brilliant.

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