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Patrick Dangerfield

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Would have more of an effect if there was a picture of a minnow in the background rather than a moray eel.

Yeah, what a crappie meme.

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Melbourne Football Club, the Might demons. the same one that got in trouble for outrageous posts about Mitch Clark

This banter must cease immediately.

Why? We are having a whale of a time ... :)

 

Claims 'something big' but no names provided.

You beat me to it - I must admit this Andrew guy has been around a while and I cant recall any other dodgy predictions.

He did say that his phone call to Doc Weildon reported that Roos had told him that the tides are turning for the dees and that there will be news announced by friday that will make every melbourne supporter happy.

Boner...

There's plenty of other fish in the ocean. If not Danger, then Sheil.


Given Dangerfields lack of commitment ,I think the club should sever all ties with him sooner rather than later.

Its possible I am hooked to this thread.

 

Its possible I am hooked to this thread.

Don't use that line ... :lol:


I just hope the guys saying these stories arent smoking 'reef' -ers

Claims 'something big' but no names provided.

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Back on topic, please.

Sensing a lot of cross-porpoises in this thread

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I think the club is in deep on this one

We just need to 'lure' the right target.


You must not be familiar with a joke face.

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Not a fish^

Yeh look, can't say I'm familiar with it although I had a quick search and found the following:

'Bad Joke Eel is an advice animal image macro series featuring a close-up photograph of a Moray eel with various captions delivering unfunny puns and jokes, very similar to Lame Pun Coon.'

Onwards with the morays.

Norm Smith's Curse, on 07 Oct 2014 - 8:11 PM, said:snapback.png

A guy on facebook claims that he went fishing with danger at moggs creek today and that he is 50/50 on our offer

Saw that...

The bloke seems petty confident hey.

straits from the horses's mouth

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Hopefully Danger takes the bait.

He just needs to mullet over


Would hate for us to be reeled in only to be left flopping around on the deck if danger heads somewhere else. I'd be gutted.

. Are you saying we are being baited and trolled?

I hope that guys post on facebook about big MFC news coming friday isnt just a red herring

 

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