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GAME DAY - round 20

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Huddo trying his best to get his fellow commentators to do their jobs. That bloke is wasted with this lot.

It's brilliant to see Gawn take those marks. He can be a serious weapon for us IF he can do it consistently.
 

Why isn't Dunn on Roughead?

Eddie and Derm need to shut the hell up. Painful.

Derm talks absolute dribble. No other word for it.

Eddie and Derm need to shut the hell up. Painful.

I think they're competing for who can be the bigger condescending [censored].
 

Dom Barry is looking impressive. I'd say Nev Jetta is the perfect rolemodel for a player like him. Barry is not a natural inside player, but if he can learn Jetta's pressure and intensity he could really become a complete player for us.

Why do umpires use a different definition of 15 metres whenever we've got the ball?


The 15-metre rule is jibbed.

That was at least 20 metres.

For a clever player Dom Tyson can do some seriously dumb things.

Matt Jones also does dumb things, but he isn't clever, so he can get stuffed.

And that's why Matt Jones shouldn't be in the side.

Crap like that kills us. Absolutely kills us.


Kick down the funking lines. Switching inside of 50... Ffs

Matt Jones turnover goal. Any half-decent AFL player should be able to bullet the ball 20 metres under no pressure. Players like Matt Jones who neet to sky it to get that distance have no place in our side.

Tom McDonald kicks the ball like a five year old.


 

Tom McDonald kicks the ball like a five year old.

But at least he ran 15 with it, kicked it 50 down the line and kept us in the contest... unlike some *cough* Matt Jones *cough*


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