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Look at my Birthday Present

KLV
in Melbourne Demons

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Who needs diamonds?

Special pres from husband for X0th Birthday.

It was unfurled at 7.31 pm Sunday night!

Kids are mortified, Demon barrackers, but overwhelmed with acute, teenage, parental embarrassment!

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    Who needs diamonds?

    Special pres from husband for X0th Birthday.

    It was unfurled at 7.31 pm Sunday night!

    Kids are mortified, Demon barrackers, but overwhelmed with acute, teenage, parental embarrassment!

    And what an obviously caring partner you have DD. Regardless of what x0 birthday it is, sometimes you deserve a little and warranted self-indulgence over the kids. Your husband is such a thoughtful Demon.

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    Wow! How many husbands would buy their wives a whole flagpole?

    Oh, and "X0th" to me translates as "100th."

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    I know the church in the background.

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    Who needs diamonds?

    Special pres from husband for X0th Birthday.

    It was unfurled at 7.31 pm Sunday night!

    Kids are mortified, Demon barrackers, but overwhelmed with acute, teenage, parental embarrassment!

    One of the true pleasures of parenting is the right - no, the duty - to embarrass your teenage kids!

    Enjoy! And happy birthday.

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    I am sooooo jealous.

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    That is fricken awesome

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