Not sure if it has been posted already, but someone has made a "fake" Alex Georgiou twitter page where he (whoever is behind it posing as Alex) is developing a bit of a cult status, with tweets not so dissimilar to the Chuck Norris ones. The page is "followed" by Jack Viney and Trenners and often retweeted by other players at the club, so perhaps someone behind the MFC doors is behind it.
Anyways, worth a look and a laugh:

https://twitter.com/UberAGeorgiou

Here are some of my favourites:

Uber Alex Georgiou ‏@UberAGeorgiou 22h

I've always wondered how someone could eat a dozen oysters. I've since found out you're not supposed to eat the shells. #buttheyresocrunchy

Uber Alex Georgiou ‏@UberAGeorgiou 23h

@jenko_4 My kicking is like a shark wearing rollerskates. Awkward, but deadly.

Uber Alex Georgiou ‏@UberAGeorgiou Apr 13

I train for quick disposals by handballing bananas at a swarm of ravenous baboons #mindtheirteeth

Uber Alex Georgiou ‏@UberAGeorgiou Apr 12

My post match swim across Bass Strait always feels so much easier after a win #recovery

Uber Alex Georgiou ‏@UberAGeorgiou Apr 12

Your 1st win for a team is special. Like a first kiss, or the first time you break a full forwards soul #AFLBluesDees

Uber Alex Georgiou ‏@UberAGeorgiou Apr 10

The day before a game some players eat carbohydrates for slow release energy. Me, I gorge on diesel fuel & packets of Jiffy fire lighters

Edited April 15, 201411 yr by The Song Formerly Known As

Absolute Gold!

Massive cult figure.

I named my daughter Alexis after him.

I named my daughter Alexis after him.

georgie girl?

Great Stuff -

I must add this guy to my twitter account.

he will be only the second person I have followed in 3 years but he is in elite company with Gary Busey.

I reckon this guy will be a mainstay in the side........one of those blokes you just cant drop.

Also the next Rowan Atkinson.

I follow him on twitter didn't realise it was a fake funny stuff though

I follow him on twitter didn't realise it was a fake funny stuff though

So you thought it was ... real?

Actually laughed out loud at the guernsey name Tweet.

Gorgeous Georgiou, the Human Orchid - not just a pretty face.

Nup a better mans Jack Nicholson MRK 2

So you thought it was ... real?

I should've known footballers don't have a personality

I should've known footballers don't have a personality

Correction: I should've known footballers AREN'T ALLOWED to have a personality.