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Alex Georgiou, the new Chuck Norris?

The Song Formerly Known As
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Not sure if it has been posted already, but someone has made a "fake" Alex Georgiou twitter page where he (whoever is behind it posing as Alex) is developing a bit of a cult status, with tweets not so dissimilar to the Chuck Norris ones. The page is "followed" by Jack Viney and Trenners and often retweeted by other players at the club, so perhaps someone behind the MFC doors is behind it.
Anyways, worth a look and a laugh:

https://twitter.com/UberAGeorgiou

Here are some of my favourites:

I've always wondered how someone could eat a dozen oysters. I've since found out you're not supposed to eat the shells. #buttheyresocrunchy

@jenko_4 My kicking is like a shark wearing rollerskates. Awkward, but deadly.

I train for quick disposals by handballing bananas at a swarm of ravenous baboons #mindtheirteeth

My post match swim across Bass Strait always feels so much easier after a win #recovery

Your 1st win for a team is special. Like a first kiss, or the first time you break a full forwards soul #AFLBluesDees

The day before a game some players eat carbohydrates for slow release energy. Me, I gorge on diesel fuel & packets of Jiffy fire lighters

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    Great Stuff -

    I must add this guy to my twitter account.

    he will be only the second person I have followed in 3 years but he is in elite company with Gary Busey.

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    I reckon this guy will be a mainstay in the side........one of those blokes you just cant drop.

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    I follow him on twitter didn't realise it was a fake funny stuff though

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    I follow him on twitter didn't realise it was a fake funny stuff though

    So you thought it was ... real?

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    Actually laughed out loud at the guernsey name Tweet.

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    Nup a better mans Jack Nicholson MRK 2

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    So you thought it was ... real?

    I should've known footballers don't have a personality

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