A POPULAR dwarf entertainer said he was set on fire during an AFL club's Mad Monday celebrations.

Blake Johnston, who performs as entertainer and wrestler Mr Big, said he was hired by a football star to play at the end-of-season party in Melbourne.

He claimed he was set alight while talking to a group of players.

The club, which the Herald Sun has chosen not to name, has said it is investigating.

Dwarf burning? Of course it's us!

Alf Stewart posting about flaming dwarves.

I'm in the wrong thread again.

They said a football star.

Nothing to worry about.

There's something every year with us... must say though, loved Nate Jones and Jack Watts' costumes

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Is there any proof yet.. Yes the majority are bogans.. Highly paid bogans and its the little people that get the short end of the stick...

Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

Sorry i was kidding, it was actually St Kilda

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

LOL

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

He'll get a new three year deal.

Did this happen?

Is there a link?

Can he play in the mid field?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/popular-dwarf-entertainer-blake-johnston-claims-he-was-set-alight-during-an-afl-mad-monday-celebration/story-fni0fiyv-1226709338729

Can he play in the mid field?

Too tall probably

If they combined it with that other favourite activity involving dwarves, would it be "flame throwing"?

Hutchy named the team involved - no surprise.

They're no angels.

St Kilda

okay, its horrible.

but when i heard i laughed

They should never have put Randy Newman and Mr Big on the same bill!

Was St Kilda. Disgusted at Hutchinson's label - "the dwarf". Took him 5 minutes to mention the guy's name.

Dare say he'll get in trouble for that

i was worried there for a minute....

I remember when Fevola and his dildo were the biggest story going around. Now thanks to Essendon being a disgraceful drug cheating club stories like these seem to be to no big deal.

New St Kilda theme song... poor little bugger I hope he got the offending player in the Boston Crab!!!

looks like the aints have finally moved on from schoolgirls