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Please don't let it be us.

Alf Stewart
in Melbourne Demons

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A POPULAR dwarf entertainer said he was set on fire during an AFL club's Mad Monday celebrations.

Blake Johnston, who performs as entertainer and wrestler Mr Big, said he was hired by a football star to play at the end-of-season party in Melbourne.

He claimed he was set alight while talking to a group of players.

The club, which the Herald Sun has chosen not to name, has said it is investigating.

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    Alf Stewart posting about flaming dwarves.

    I'm in the wrong thread again.

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    There's something every year with us... must say though, loved Nate Jones and Jack Watts' costumes

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    It is us.

    And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

    Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

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    It is us.

    And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

    Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

    Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

    Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

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    It is us.

    And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

    Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

    Is there any proof yet.. Yes the majority are bogans.. Highly paid bogans and its the little people that get the short end of the stick...

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    Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

    Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

    Sorry i was kidding, it was actually St Kilda

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    It is us.

    And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

    Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

    He'll get a new three year deal.

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    Can he play in the mid field?

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    Can he play in the mid field?

    Too tall probably

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    If they combined it with that other favourite activity involving dwarves, would it be "flame throwing"?

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    okay, its horrible.

    but when i heard i laughed

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    They should never have put Randy Newman and Mr Big on the same bill!

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    Was St Kilda. Disgusted at Hutchinson's label - "the dwarf". Took him 5 minutes to mention the guy's name.

    Dare say he'll get in trouble for that

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    I remember when Fevola and his dildo were the biggest story going around. Now thanks to Essendon being a disgraceful drug cheating club stories like these seem to be to no big deal.

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    New St Kilda theme song... poor little bugger I hope he got the offending player in the Boston Crab!!!

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