Please don't let it be us.

[Alf Stewart 73]

A POPULAR dwarf entertainer said he was set on fire during an AFL club's Mad Monday celebrations.

Blake Johnston, who performs as entertainer and wrestler Mr Big, said he was hired by a football star to play at the end-of-season party in Melbourne.

He claimed he was set alight while talking to a group of players.

The club, which the Herald Sun has chosen not to name, has said it is investigating.

[Grapeviney 9,801]

Dwarf burning? Of course it's us!

[Geddy Lee 582]

Alf Stewart posting about flaming dwarves.

I'm in the wrong thread again.

[Jaded No More 68,974]

They said a football star.

Nothing to worry about.

[Guest]

There's something every year with us... must say though, loved Nate Jones and Jack Watts' costumes

[What 18,810]

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

[Jaded No More 68,974]

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

[Strapping Young Lad 227]

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Is there any proof yet.. Yes the majority are bogans.. Highly paid bogans and its the little people that get the short end of the stick...

[What 18,810]

Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

Sorry i was kidding, it was actually St Kilda

[Grapeviney 9,801]

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

LOL

[Dockett 32 1,239]

It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

He'll get a new three year deal.

[Gorgoroth 13,023]

Did this happen?

Is there a link?

[DemonFrog 1,356]

Can he play in the mid field?

[Strapping Young Lad 227]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/popular-dwarf-entertainer-blake-johnston-claims-he-was-set-alight-during-an-afl-mad-monday-celebration/story-fni0fiyv-1226709338729

[Dockett 32 1,239]

Can he play in the mid field?

Too tall probably

[hardtack 10,627]

If they combined it with that other favourite activity involving dwarves, would it be "flame throwing"?

[Robot Devil 1,895]

Hutchy named the team involved - no surprise.

They're no angels.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

St Kilda

[Grimseyisgod 378]

okay, its horrible.

but when i heard i laughed

[hardtack 10,627]

They should never have put Randy Newman and Mr Big on the same bill!

[Guest]

Was St Kilda. Disgusted at Hutchinson's label - "the dwarf". Took him 5 minutes to mention the guy's name.

Dare say he'll get in trouble for that

[red and blue forever 1,041]

i was worried there for a minute....

[cowboy_from_hell 2,390]

I remember when Fevola and his dildo were the biggest story going around. Now thanks to Essendon being a disgraceful drug cheating club stories like these seem to be to no big deal.

[Strapping Young Lad 227]

New St Kilda theme song... poor little bugger I hope he got the offending player in the Boston Crab!!!

[daisycutter 29,740]

looks like the aints have finally moved on from schoolgirls