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bunch of gutless losers giving in yet again

 

Hope it's not a blow out now.

How can there be nobody on the goal line?!? Ameture hour.

Jones off with a blood nose, Melbourne getting goals kicked on them.

Ball went in at waist height. Unbelievable.

 

Game over.

Thanks for shutting down in the crucial part of the game Melbourne. As always.

Take comfort in knowing that this garbage makeshift forward line won't be there next year.


Jack Trengove 0 touches so far in the last quarter

way to go skipper

Come on Tappie, gotta convert.

Should've had that $100 on dogs win and suns by 39 plus...

 

Urgh...

They have 3 down now. One on the bench. Still managing to run over this Melbourne side.


We can still win this - they have one on the bench!

Just run and take the game on!

Anyone who can make an argument against our need for a priority pick doesn't have to sit though this crap every week for 7 seasons.

They are down to one on the bench - we should be romping home.

Are we a chance of running over them with their injuries?

I suppose we need to kick straight first...

They simply cannot convert.


Grimes seems a shadow of his former self

Get the ru net out there and tell them to run! They're down on rotations and struggling with cramp and energy.

Anyone who can make an argument against our need for a priority pick doesn't have to sit though this crap every week for 7 seasons.

Amen...

Ablett sore now too.

ABLETT HAS A LIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Must.

Convert.

Miss this and it's game over.

This is why Neeld recruited you Byrnes.

EDIT: Urgh...

Edited by Cudi_420

Ahhhhhh footy... We don't know how too win as a club! As soon as it gets too hard we give up

We both have had 5 entries is50 suns have 3 goals dees 3 POINTs

Soon to be 4 points with no10 kicking again

 

Byrnes being a cat has nine lives - dont [censored] this up!

Massive spud Byrnes


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