When I grow up I want to be a comedian. I will stand up, wear a Melbourne jersey and people will laugh for hours.

What has 44 legs and can't climb a ladder?

The Melbourne Football Club.

Cut it out. Everybody knows we're tanking.

What red and blue and has no heart?

Melbourne football club

Our game plan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjI7_BKU9s

What's the definition of a gap year?

Jesse Hogan's 2014

A body was found floating in the Yarra today. Male, fish net stockings, long blonde wig, lip stick, mini skirt and a Melbourne jumper. Police took off the jumper immediately to save humiliating the deceased man's family.

Whats the difference between plastic and Melbourne top 20 draft picks?

Plastic can be recycled

I put money on Melbourne today.

I put money on Melbourne today.

Now that IS living up to your name

I put money on Melbourne today.

This made me laugh.

my gf fell asleep on the couch watching this game. I sat there in silence contemplating what is next.

Our game plan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjI7_BKU9s

HAHAHAHAHAHA That put a smile back on my face!

Jamar will be ready in 3 weeks.

Wow

I hear Mark Neeld is open to contract talks...

Those membership cards are very hard to flush.

I hope they make them bio-degradable next year.

The players should be issued a new clash strip.

I think it should be all brown to reflect their effort and the should wear it every week so they don't get confused with an AFL team.

We should change our emblem to "The Steamers".

my gf fell asleep on the couch watching this game. I sat there in silence contemplating what is next.

I would like to hear Biffen's advice on what, logically, should be next.

my gf fell asleep on the couch watching this game. I sat there in silence contemplating what is next.

you had to contemplate? sheeesh

I would like to hear Biffen's advice on what, logically, should be next.

Depends on whether it's the good couch or not.

But yes, certainly time to roll out the plastic sheets and put on the German Bronze porn, ring up the MFC and invite the boys home to do in private what they do in public to us weekly.

Naturally.

GWS are flat track bullies.

Depends on whether it's the good couch or not.

But yes, certainly time to roll out the plastic sheets and put on the German Bronze porn, ring up the MFC and invite the boys home to do in private what they do in public to us weekly.

Naturally.

Sensible and workmanlike advice Biff. Particularly like your concern for the couch.

Sensible and workmanlike advice Biff. Particularly like your concern for the couch.

Glad to help.

I can provide more before I scat.

When does the humour start?

When does the humour start?

To you,The Golden Thread Closer of Demonland, I've gotta ask , when does it ever stop?

Glad to help.

I can provide more before I scat.

Your obsession with nether product is a worry