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Instead of watching that second quarter, I went and bought a bottle of Bourbon. So it's not all bad!

P.S. I seriously recommend everyone get a 2nd sporting team, I did last year, makes this so much more tolerable. Ween, baby, ween!

 

Tappy and Sylvia are busting their balls to keep us in it.

Watts, Gawn,Viney also.Spencer is trying as well.

The rest are watching the game or not involved.

N. Jones?


I couldn't give a rats if Jeremy Cameron was from Prague.

Fkn Dartmoor-Fkn FOX.

I still am holding some hope (because i have money on Melb) but if we cant win this, what teams in Australia could we beat?

I hear that Lara under 12's are struggling this season. Maybe a practise match pre season 2014 may increase player confidence. But then again we may lose.

You'd swear we were playing hawthorn !! Bullied by a bunch of kids .... This is just so hard to cop even at this point of disenchantment !

Staggering !!!!!!!

I could cover ground better than half these so called elite athletes

 

Let's go live to a Melbourne supporters couch now...

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Your kidding. After all that half your critique is that Viney goes to ground too much. Very low on our list of issues.

Already posted on other players, this was a reply about a specific player - calm down.

You don't play footy on the ground, you play it on your feet - that's what your legs are for.

Once you go to ground you're out of the play, makes you an easy target, limits your disposal options and chance to continue for second and third efforts.

As I said it's great that he is attacking the ball, but all in vein if you go to ground and turn it over. Bad habit to get into.

N. Jones?

As always yes.N Jones giving his all also.

Toumpas with an easy dropped mark on the 50.

Giants take it down and goal.

Toumpas is so disappointing.

oh ffs stop Wine-ing !! :rolleyes:

That stage dive from Howe reminds me of another Tasmanian who used to play for free kicks and couldn't apply defensive pressure.


MFC can [censored] off. I don't mind errors but Jones, Spencer, Watts, Viney aside they play with such lack of effort and attack on the call that its embarrassing. If I was Roos I wouldn't taint my legacy by touching this rabble.

Watts? He is very much part of the problem. In the first garland got caught because of his bad handball , jogging and half added Shepard.

Dunn has to be playing his last game doesnt he?


For the love of god can we please teach the players how to kick during the next preseason.

 

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