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Filth TV

MadAsHell
in Melbourne Demons

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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/teams/eddie-mcguire-will-lead-an-all-collingwood-commentary-panel-owhen-the-magpies-meet-richmond/story-e6frf9kx-1226622915089

You have got to be kidding me!

When are they going to offer one for every team?

Who would we have Garry Lyon, David Schwarz, Dr Turf and Gerrard Healy?

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    God I hope Richmond win!

    Pukeworthy and more than a little bit sad.

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    not sure it could work for me but its not something MFC supporters are likely to have offered anytime soon....this sort of differentiated position is the realm of the successful

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    Natural selection slowly at work...

    Win for 'neutral' commentary and could make for some very funny listening!

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    And this right here is why Ed is so mad for Fox Footy as a project. It's essentially his playtoy to widen the gap between Collingwood and the rest even further.

    Edited by P_Man

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    It's actually a great idea, and great for Pies fans.

    I hope that one day Melbourne is in a position to have its own commentary team.

    Flower, Schwartz and Lyon.

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    It's actually a great idea, and great for Pies fans.

    I hope that one day Melbourne is in a position to have its own commentary team.

    Flower, Schwartz and Lyon.

    For mine, a better idea would be to insist on black-and-white transmission for Collingwood fans ... It would also be good to have a 'You @#^*$^# maggot!' button :lol:

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    this is going to be absolute comedy, wheteher they win or lose

    i will be tuning in for the lulz

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    It's actually a great idea, and great for Pies fans.

    I hope that one day Melbourne is in a position to have its own commentary team.

    Flower, Schwartz and Lyon.

    "Someone else can do it."

    - Garry Lyon

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    I like it. The absolute shyte I've heard from the likes of Darcy, Dermie and Dunstall - to name a few, is enough to drive anyone mental. I'd like to listen to a team that actually knows a thing or seven about our players.

    Dunstall - "Sellar can go forward, he's a good, contested pack mark"

    Darcy - "bunch of schitt about beards"

    "Jack Viney needs to curb his kamikaze ways, he's just got injured there, had his jaw broken in the VFL..." he was jogging and Jones knocked his leg, had his jaw broken standing there, someone punched him in it.

    Dermie - Is a [censored].

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