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...when all the knee-jerk hissy fits have finished and the pundits have stopped kicking the [censored] out of a club that's on the floor, what can be done from here? How do we bring confidence back into this playing group? How can we realistically turn this juggernaut around?

 

...when all the knee-jerk hissy fits have finished and the pundits have stopped kicking the [censored] out of a club that's on the floor, what can be done from here? How do we bring confidence back into this playing group? How can we realistically turn this juggernaut around?

... you can not.

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Run around in circles screaming

 

...when all the knee-jerk hissy fits have finished and the pundits have stopped kicking the [censored] out of a club that's on the floor, what can be done from here? How do we bring confidence back into this playing group? How can we realistically turn this juggernaut around?

Knee-jerk. LoL.

Thanks for the comic relief.


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... you can not.

There has to be an answer. Is it a system change? Do we just try and lose by less and less each week til we win?

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Knee-jerk. LoL.

Thanks for the comic relief.

Ha ha - fair enough, but screaming for everybody's head isn't the answer.

 

... you can not.

Why do I get the impression you're they type of person who is constantly sick with hypochondria... stop being so melodramatic.

There has to be an answer. Is it a system change? Do we just try and lose by less and less each week til we win?

BEST. POST. EVER.

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Why do I get the impression you're they type of person who is constantly sick with hypochondria... stop being so melodramatic.

Are you for real, the just lost by 25 goals.

There has to be an answer. Is it a system change? Do we just try and lose by less and less each week til we win?

ok that made me laugh.

Are you for real, the just lost by 25 goals.

I get worried I will be hit by a car, I get worried that I will loose my job, I get worried that my girlfriend will revoke my hall pass on Miranda Kerr - I get worried about alot of things, but I'm not worried about this.

Not an ideal start to any season, but not a reason to start sending memberships back in.

Why do I get the impression you're they type of person who is constantly sick with hypochondria... stop being so melodramatic.

That is just a silly comment.


Man on man football? Performance based contracts only?

Could you imagine performance based contracts? The club would save MILLIONS.

I get worried I will be hit by a car, I get worried that I will loose my job, I get worried that my girlfriend will revoke my hall pass on Miranda Kerr - I get worried about alot of things, but I'm not worried about this.

Not an ideal start to any season, but not a reason to start sending memberships back in.

Your laughable, dont respond to my posts.

... you can not.

You nailed it. This playing group have no idea. That could be a coaching fault or a playing group fault or a combination but its a big enough mess that it won't be fixed without blood being spilt.

This is simply gut wrenching......but you are correct that we will recover, the saddest factor being with how many supporters.....we have lost generation over seven years who follow success, many start out that way. We would not have earned a neutral supporter for almost a decade.

We need real leaders of men. I still believe neeld can manage and has a vision, but he cannot coach. Put Craig in tomorrow and move on.......then give half the mcg for Paul Roos.

Then we start again.


No, I will not.
I didn't freak out when we lost to Hawthorn by 100 in round 1 2008.

I was annoyed at 186 but I hadn't lost hope.

I have completely lost all semblance of hope.

Things must change now. This is pathetic. If someone, ANYONE, doesn't offer their resignation soon, they will lose me as a supporter.

Your laughable, dont respond to my posts.

Woops I accidently replied to your post

Do things the hard way. Drag players out of bed At 5 tomorrow morning for a ten k time trial. Put sanctions on them like children.

I don't know, fold?

 

I will never give up my Membership but if it hurt the players as much as it hurts me, we would turn it around in no time. IE to many of our player not mind losing.

The club is in deep trouble,as a whole.

Best we try to be nice to each other and not rip the joint to bits.

Football is only a game.

We are alive and the sun will come up tomorrow.

Panic ,drastic supporter action ,strikes,riots etc wont help now.

I actually feel sorry for our players now.

We should attempt to be stoic at the moment.

Sacking everybody will make this worse.


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