Jesse Hogan

[Longsufferingnomore 1,691]

and who would not love living with Clarky

[olisik 4,060]

Anyone else find that post with a heap of pictures of him smiling kinda creepy?

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

ok so now he's known as 'giggles' Hogan

[Good Times Grimes 2,396]

ok so now he's known as 'giggles' Hogan

He's smiling too much, it's unacceptable. I wish we hadn't picked this guy up, he's just another Colin Sylvia. Does he think that footy's fun or something?

*This post is sarcastic, for all those who are unable to grasp the most basic form of "humour".

[Disco Demons 92]

Hogan is looking fit...This kid is unique...a massive unit for a 17 year old kid.

http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/7415/newsid/152082/default.aspx

if he lines up for casey round 1 and has a productive year. That more than qualifies his cost of pick 3.

[Pennant St Dee 13,431]

Hogan is looking fit...This kid is unique...a massive unit for a 17 year old kid.

http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/7415/newsid/152082/default.aspx

if he lines up for casey round 1 and has a productive year. That more than qualifies his cost of pick 3.

Listening to that [censored] Denham this morning couldn't believe how he would not give us credit for getting this kid becuase he can't play for us till 2014. In teh same breath however he had the audacity to compliment the Dogs on targeting young kids who would come on in a few years.

It is one thing to have bias towards a club, but he beyond belief. Had the gaul to say even if we prove him wrong next year he will have egg on his face. No sign of any apology

Wel done to Joan of Hawthorn and wherever Dave was from who phoned in to have a go at Dopey Denham

[rjay 25,424]

Listening to that [censored] Denham this morning couldn't believe how he would not give us credit for getting this kid becuase he can't play for us till 2014. In teh same breath however he had the audacity to compliment the Dogs on targeting young kids who would come on in a few years.

It is one thing to have bias towards a club, but he beyond belief. Had the gaul to say even if we prove him wrong next year he will have egg on his face. No sign of any apology

Wel done to Joan of Hawthorn and wherever Dave was from who phoned in to have a go at Dopey Denham

Had to head out this morning and missed Joan, love her work. She really has a dip at Denham.

[Hannibal 5,814]

I get what you're saying, but he just doesn't look happy to be here in the photos I've seen.

Crack a smile once in a while, kid. You're been drafted to an AFL club at 17, surely it's worth a little one.

Or maybe he just takes a [censored] photo, I myself have that particular affliction.

You should have a holiday purely for stupidity.

[Slartibartfast 18,107]

You should have a holiday purely for stupidity.

Yes and you'll enjoy the company.

[Hannibal 5,814]

Yes and you'll enjoy the company.

Touchy...

[Swampfox 190]

All supporters live in hope that the next big thing in football wears their team colours

Melbourne has been starved of an elite big unit since Neitz

Before Neitz i struggle to remember anyone since Bob Johnson

Elite Big Units just don't come around very often

All we can do is hope he is the answer to those prayers

I will certainly be watching with interest

[Slartibartfast 18,107]

Touchy...

Thanks

[Bluey's Dad 3,419]

You should have a holiday purely for stupidity.

Internet tough guys are my favourite kind of tough guy.

Back on topic:

Thanks to whoever posted those happy images, we can now confirm that he does indeed have teeth.

Good to see him having fun with the playing group

[Demon 16 216]

Big enough smile for you?..

[bandicoot 1,395]

Big enough smile for you?..

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He is absolutely huge. How does a 17yo get so big???

He will be worth it just to crash through the packs regardless of his skills ;-)

[Jesse Christ 2,884]

Internet tough guys are my favourite kind of tough guy.

LOL! Made my night. Way funnier if read in a camp voice.

Just out of interest, what is your second favourite kind of tough guy?

[rpfc 29,020]

LOL! Made my night. Way funnier if read in a camp voice.

Just out of interest, what is your second favourite kind of tough guy?

That is Neil De Grasse Tyson (sp) - he is a Astrophysicist and you need not say it in a camp voice. Knowyourmeme will explain if you wish.

Inner nerd revealed here, but the guy is brilliant and funny.

[Bluey's Dad 3,419]

LOL! Made my night. Way funnier if read in a camp voice.

Just out of interest, what is your second favourite kind of tough guy?

Tony Abbott. The way he stares into the future, as if he sees something I cannot. While wearing budgie smugglers. That man is all class.

Again thanks for those who posted the smiling images. Happy to admit I was wrong - I had not seen any of them before now. Can't wait to see Jesse play

Plus, he's living with Mitch. If I were living with Mitch, the man would have to sleep with an eye patch on his butthole. I would legitimately turn gay for that man. My wife is ok with this, and when my son is old enough to understand, I'm sure he will too.

[Bluey's Dad 3,419]

That is Neil De Grasse Tyson (sp) - he is a Astrophysicist and you need not say it in a camp voice. Knowyourmeme will explain if you wish.

Inner nerd revealed here, but the guy is brilliant and funny.

Hell yeah. His cameo in Stargate Atlantis was pretty great too