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Has anyone 'cough' bought a membership for their cat/dog, non football loving family members... i might have am just curious I always thought the actuals would be about 90% of what ever figure is garnered, but that's just an opinion

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    I also received mine yesterday. Pleased to report that the new pooch who came to live with us last week arriving with his favorite toy (a Collingwood football) loves the Demon pet pillow. That football is destined for the bin once he has settled in. I will make a Demon supporter out of him yet!

    you have to forgive the poor little fella, he does actually only see in black and white, you need to get a cray fish for red and blue

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    So his fav past time is gnawing on something collingwood. Hardly a problem !! Lol

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    Yes- I am interested in knowing that as well. My current 12 year old dog and very old dog (who passed away in July) had been pet members for some time. My new pooch arrived yesterday and I had the membership ready to send off BUT he arrived with his favorite toy - a Collingwood football. I was nearly ready to send him back but decided that I will sign him up as a Dee member anyway and hope he is not mentally damaged in any shape or form. I will just drape him in my scarf, play the team song over and over and hope for the best.

    Make an example and shoot him. Then any other dogs you pick up ( I mean dogs) will know the consequence of supporting the wrong team.

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    Who hasn't brought home their fair share of Collingwood dogs.

    You have to let 'em go in the morning.

    sometimes they are out on Smith St or Johnson.

    One eyed ,rabid and nasty .

    Like a farmer with a silly Kelpie ,you cant help all of them.

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    I hope you aren't one of those fat old sleazy tourists who walk around in speedos and give Australians a bad reputation.

    no not at all.

    I hide from those types.

    But it is a great piece of earth.

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    Who hasn't brought home their fair share of Collingwood dogs.

    You have to let 'em go in the morning.

    sometimes they are out on Smith St or Johnson.

    One eyed ,rabid and nasty .

    Like a farmer with a silly Kelpie ,you cant help all of them.

    They also leave their false teeth behind.

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    You know... When I bumped this thread I thought it would bring a few people together for some back slapping for signing up again.

    Instead, a train spotters guide to preverts in Thailand.

    Thank you Internet!

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    You know... When I bumped this thread I thought it would bring a few people together for some back slapping for signing up again. Instead, a train spotters guide to preverts in Thailand. Thank you Internet!

    There is a warning RD

    as any pollie will tell you never start an investigation until you know the result!

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    To quote my favourite Calvin & Hobbes:

    Calvin:

    When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, thats the best time to jump in and change the subject! Its like an interception in football! You grab the other guys idea and run the opposite way with it! The more sentences you complete, the higher your score! The idea is to block the other guys thoughts and express your own! Thats how you win!

    Hobbes:

    Conversations arent contests!

    Calvin:

    OK, a point for you, but Im still ahead.

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    20,145

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    Can someone get a 2011/12 and 2012/13 comparison of membership numbers.

    Was that a question?

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    Sorry Prof.CBD yes forgot my question mark. Here tis????????? This will make up for any that I may have forgotten in the past and those that I will forget in the future. Think I've covered all bases.

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    Has anyone 'cough' bought a membership for their cat/dog, non football loving family members... i might have am just curious I always thought the actuals would be about 90% of what ever figure is garnered, but that's just an opinion

    As mentioned previously, my very old dog has had a Dee's membership for many years. She sleeps on her Dees blanket and is Melbourne through and through. My new dog arrived at our house with his Collingwood football that has since mysteriously "disappeared". He is now also a proud Melbourne pet member.

    My husband bought a Melbourne membership to help the club out a few years back during the debt demolition days. Every year his membership renewal arrives and i just renew if for him.......he is a Collingwood supporter.

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    As mentioned previously, my very old dog has had a Dee's membership for many years. She sleeps on her Dees blanket and is Melbourne through and through. My new dog arrived at our house with his Collingwood football that has since mysteriously "disappeared". He is now also a proud Melbourne pet member.

    My husband bought a Melbourne membership to help the club out a few years back during the debt demolition days. Every year his membership renewal arrives and i just renew if for him.......he is a Collingwood supporter.

    Onya Jane, a real Demon you are ^_^

    Separate way on QB ?

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    As mentioned previously, my very old dog has had a Dee's membership for many years. She sleeps on her Dees blanket and is Melbourne through and through. My new dog arrived at our house with his Collingwood football that has since mysteriously "disappeared". He is now also a proud Melbourne pet member.

    My husband bought a Melbourne membership to help the club out a few years back during the debt demolition days. Every year his membership renewal arrives and i just renew if for him.......he is a Collingwood supporter.

    I am astounded at the number of Dees supporters who have Magpies for partners.

    I have been telling my wife for 40 years that I lifted her to a much better plane in life.

    Then she laughs and asks when we last one a game!

    I think I got a good one

    No tatts

    All he teeth ( well almost at this age )

    And has not been to Jail.

    I think I will keep her.

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    1990 really killed me when the pies cracked it for another flag, we have been a slow moving target for their crap ever since and I have a list 22 years long that I'm going to get back to when we finally have some of our own success

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    I am astounded at the number of Dees supporters who have Magpies for partners.

    I have been telling my wife for 40 years that I lifted her to a much better plane in life.

    Then she laughs and asks when we last one a game!

    I think I got a good one

    No tatts

    All he teeth ( well almost at this age )

    And has not been to Jail.

    I think I will keep her.

    No tatts?

    Complete dental ?

    No criminal record?

    Obviously a child bride - you beast!

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    No tatts?

    Complete dental ?

    No criminal record?

    Obviously a child bride - you beast!

    Quite the reverse Bbo

    She is a wee bit older than me.

    Wait your it.

    She does not go to games any longer

    Says the Pies supporters are foul mouthed drunks who depress her.

    Think she might have had eye sight problems for the last 50 years

    But we are allowed the odd error.

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    "Says the Pies supporters are foul mouthed drunks who depress her"

    Lucky your missus never saw me in my Demons colours..

    Nonetheless I congratulate you. I also have a partner of 40 years.

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    All Collingwood supporters should be micro-chiped.

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    "Says the Pies supporters are foul mouthed drunks who depress her"

    Lucky your missus never saw me in my Demons colours..

    Nonetheless I congratulate you. I also have a partner of 40 years.

    Do you have a red and blue mo-hawk?

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    You strike me as the kind of guy who would keep an Indian in his cupboard though..

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