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The Replacements

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OUT: Scully, Gysberts, ND3, ND12, & ND45

IN: Clark, Hogan, Barry, Dawes, Toumpas and Pedersen

I think we may have got the 2009 draft right...

Clark is indirectly affected but we wouldn't have him if HWFUA was still around.

He may be a great player but I am calling this a win for the Dees.

Hell, we got two three KPFs because he pizzed off...

*Edited after Dawes trade and for accuracy with Pick 3 and 4. Also edited as the pick we got in the Dawes trade went to NM for Gysberts.

 

Also having him in our team this year may have helped us snare one more win putting us above the Bulldogs in the draft which would have resulted with picks 5 & 6 ( 5 being Viney)

OUT: Scully & Pick 12

IN: Clark, Hogan, Barry, & Pick 20

I think we may have got the 2009 draft right...

Clark is indirectly affected but we wouldn't have him if HWFUA was still around.

He may be a great player but I am calling this a win for the Dees.

Hell, we got two KPFs because he pizzed off...

I am struggling to find a flaw in your statement rpfc.

Looks good to me.

 

Plus the ability to snag Viney in the second round. Let's be honest, that wouldn't have happened had we not had picks 3&4.

Best #1 draft pick ever!

I am struggling to find a flaw in your statement rpfc.

Looks good to me.

The slight flaw I've found is that I'd argue he's also given us pick 4 in this draft. (i.e. without his comp pick, we would've had to use our first pick on Viney and would've lost our first pick in the draft).


Also having him in our team this year may have helped us snare one more win putting us above the Bulldogs in the draft which would have resulted with picks 5 & 6 ( 5 being Viney)

So are you suggesting an even more complex tanking operation undertaken by the Demons for 2012

- [censored] of a former number 1 pick on a China trip, and deny his dad free hot dogs and pies, so he will leave us;

- break the foot of our most promising FF in years, mid season

That sounds far more complex than allowing Jordan McMahon to take a mark outside 50 on the siren, and through our sheer willpower guiding the long kick through.

Even Carltank could not have dreamed that up.

Time to start another deep AFL probe: maybe they can spring an interview with another cheesed off ex-player, Beemer in a year or two to "confirm" this elaborate plot.

The slight flaw I've found is that I'd argue he's also given us pick 4 in this draft. (i.e. without his comp pick, we would've had to use our first pick on Viney and would've lost our first pick in the draft).

So in essence we could also add as an "IN", Oliver Wines? (Or who ever it might be...)

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OUT: Scully, ND3, ND12, & ND45

IN: Clark, Hogan, Barry, Dawes, ND4 and ND58

I think we may have got the 2009 draft right...

Clark is indirectly affected but we wouldn't have him if HWFUA was still around.

He may be a great player but I am calling this a win for the Dees.

Hell, we got two three KPFs because he pizzed off...

*Edited after Dawes trade and for accuracy with Pick 3 and 4.

Updated.

I call it a massive win.

The little simpleton got us a forward line!!

 

I think we all need to change our thoughts about the guy. We probably should be errecting a statue somewhere and call it "our saviour". I knew that he always really had the clubs best interests at heart.

I think we all need to change our thoughts about the guy. We probably should be errecting a statue somewhere and call it "our saviour". I knew that he always really had the clubs best interests at heart.

Don't joke, we all know that anyone who lied to Jim Stynes' face doesn't have a heart.


And lets not forget it would have cost us $800k pa to keep him as well.....

And lets not forget it would have cost us $800k pa to keep him as well.....

Every time I think about this subject I get a warm feeling.

I really think we lucked into the best situation possible.

Every time I think about this subject I get a warm feeling.

I really think we lucked into the best situation possible.

Does that mean that you have wet yourself OD....
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OUT: Scully, Gysberts, ND3, ND12, & ND45

IN: Clark, Hogan, Barry, Dawes, Toumpas and Pedersen

I think we may have got the 2009 draft right...

Clark is indirectly affected but we wouldn't have him if HWFUA was still around.

He may be a great player but I am calling this a win for the Dees.

Hell, we got two three KPFs because he pizzed off...

*Edited after Dawes trade and for accuracy with Pick 3 and 4. Also edited as the pick we got in the Dawes trade went to NM for Gysberts.

Edited.

HWFUA can be considered a hero. He has fundamentally changed our list for the better.

All he had to do was leave it.

Edited by rpfc


HWFUA can be considered a hero. He has fundamentally changed our list for the better.

You may underestimate the influence of Gawn's metabolism.

The power of Gawn's yawn!

Gawn's yawn has borne a new dawn.

Gawn's yawn has borne a new dawn.

Who'd have thought that a giant's hurl could potentially save a footy club.

Gawny's Wonder Chunder or Good Luck Chuck.

PAFC have ordered a dozen barrels.

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