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Scully Banners

Jonesbag
in Melbourne Demons

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QWhy dnt you ask Jnr Mac what it cost to be a champion

RBeing screwed up the ass by a club you serviced for 10+ yrs

Sorry couldn't resist some double standards in all this

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    Spot on Jaded.

    At the time I was disappointed in his decision to leave but was filthy in the way he handeled it.

    Going for money? Be honest and under the circumstances I could have understood it. My anger would have been leveled at the AFL.

    The way this goose handeled himself was a down right discrace and I hope he pays for it, in full, Sunday (and again, in full, every other time we play them). What a time for The Bull to be on the sidelines!

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    YES

    NO!

    who the hell are you anyway.. who died and made you no.1 clown?

    GET OVER YOURSELF old dee.. we dont need another 'keyser sose' type know-it-all, stinking up the forums again.

    GREAT posts jonesbag, lucifer and billy.. billy - thats gold mate!

    -Anyway.. my banner will say, "Who would look into the eyes of a dying person and flat out lie? Only the nastiest, vile, pathetic, lowest scum of the earth, Tom."

    hope i can get it past the gate..

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    NO!

    who the hell are you anyway.. who died and made you no.1 clown?

    GET OVER YOURSELF old dee.. we dont need another 'keyser sose' type know-it-all, stinking up the forums again.

    GREAT posts jonesbag, lucifer and billy.. billy - thats gold mate!

    -Anyway.. my banner will say, "Who would look into the eyes of a dying person and flat out lie? Only the nastiest, vile, pathetic, lowest scum of the earth, Tom."

    hope i can get it past the gate..

    I seriously hope that if you do display a sign like that, Sam Stynes isn't there to witness it... I would be pretty certain that she would be extremely embarrassed.

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    NO!

    who the hell are you anyway.. who died and made you no.1 clown?

    GET OVER YOURSELF old dee.. we dont need another 'keyser sose' type know-it-all, stinking up the forums again.

    GREAT posts jonesbag, lucifer and billy.. billy - thats gold mate!

    -Anyway.. my banner will say, "Who would look into the eyes of a dying person and flat out lie? Only the nastiest, vile, pathetic, lowest scum of the earth, Tom."

    hope i can get it past the gate..

    I hope you don't. Hardtack is right. Show some respect for the Stynes family who I'm quite sure would prefer to maintain a dignified silence on the matter.

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    We'd rather have 1 Clarke than 2 Scullys.

    Edited by My TD

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    Showed some mates the

    Tom $cully

    #1 P_ick

    thought it hilarious

    youve got a winner there Lucifers Hero :)

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    Showed some mates the

    Tom $cully

    #1 P_ick

    thought it hilarious

    youve got a winner there Lucifers Hero :)

    +1

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    To anyone actually making banners - let's get some rules out of the way first so that you don't embarrass yourselves and, by extension, your club.

    It has to be short, understandable, and preferably humourous.

    It cannot be longwinded, it cannot rhyme, and it can't be a question.

    Try not to sound bitter and try not to sound wounded.

    DO NOT MENTION JIM.

    Stick to these rules and you will be fine - step outside of these rules and you will be hounded with ridicule until my fingers hurt.

    My preference is 'Exorcised' but Lucifers Hero's one is ok - assuming the symbols are written clearly.

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    Showed some mates the

    Tom $cully

    #1 P_ick

    thought it hilarious

    youve got a winner there Lucifers Hero :)

    Yes!!

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    To anyone actually making banners - let's get some rules out of the way first so that you don't embarrass yourselves and, by extension, your club.

    It has to be short, understandable, and preferably humourous.

    It cannot be longwinded, it cannot rhyme, and it can't be a question.

    Try not to sound bitter and try not to sound wounded.

    DO NOT MENTION JIM.

    Stick to these rules and you will be fine - step outside of these rules and you will be hounded with ridicule until my fingers hurt.

    My preference is 'Exorcised' but Lucifers Hero's one is ok - assuming the symbols are written clearly.

    WTF? rpfc are you the MCG banner police?

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    WTF? rpfc are you the MCG banner police?

    Think of rpfc's list as "guideline"... but having said that, I do think that the mention of Jim and Scully on the one banner is something that should be strongly discouraged.

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    WTF? rpfc are you the MCG banner police?

    No, I have no enforcement powers.

    I only offer wisdom and guidance so that one does not offend the senses and comedy.

    No Jim, no bitterness, and no bad puns.

    That's all I ask.

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    Think of rpfc's list as "guideline"... but having said that, I do think that the mention of Jim and Scully on the one banner is something that should be strongly discouraged.

    I think what the banners say is the least of the problem. I'd be more worried about how to smuggle them in if you're not with the cheer squad?

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    I think what the banners say is the least of the problem. I'd be more worried about how to smuggle them in if you're not with the cheer squad?

    Yes, I see what you mean... but in the case of DemonDan's proposed banner, I would say that exemplifies perfectly why some banners should not be allowed in.

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    No, I have no enforcement powers.

    I only offer wisdom and guidance so that one does not offend the senses and comedy.

    No Jim, no bitterness, and no bad puns.

    That's all I ask.

    Fair enough.

    I'll be disapointed if i dont see some banners & fake dollars in the crowd and hear alot of booing on TV

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    Yes, I see what you mean... but in the case of DemonDan's proposed banner, I would say that exemplifies perfectly why some banners should not be allowed in.

    i doubt the majority of these sugegstions are real banner ideas. More like people using the thread to vent / attemp to be funny

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    i doubt the majority of these sugegstions are real banner ideas. More like people using the thread to vent / attemp to be funny

    You're not wrong...I hope!

    In my opinion the banner should define the MFC values and let these be a mirror to our ex, his father, his suitor and manager........UNITY, LOYALTY, INTEGRITY

    Edited by diesel

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