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It would be a shame if TGR and Bluey didn't come across. And I reckon that if the Demonology boys want to play we could just let them have their own thread and if anyone went there is would be at their own risk.

Of course, there would have to be certain limits....

hell, give 'em their own board for all i care - call it the "demonologist's bull-ring"

 

It would be a shame if TGR and Bluey didn't come across. And I reckon that if the Demonology boys want to play we could just let them have their own thread and if anyone went there is would be at their own risk.

Of course, there would have to be certain limits ...

Would the limits end when Baghdad Bob applies to join or do we go all the way?

:lol:

hell, give 'em their own board for all i care - call it the "demonologist's bull-ring"

Like the Demonland version of Bay 13?

In two parts of course Football and General.

 

Like the Demonland version of Bay 13?

In two parts of course Football and General.

Better we dont have a general board.

Ding will be able to buy a new car with the money he saves on mylanta.

Better we dont have a general board.

Ding will be able to buy a new car with the money he saves on mylanta.

And Rollo may return


Like the Demonland version of Bay 13?

In two parts of course Football and General.

I was thinking more like a demonland version of the Grog Squad

Nah, just one board. they'll mix it no matter what

P.S. elevate Bluey to moderator

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I was thinking more like a demonland version of the Grog Squad

Nah, just one board. they'll mix it no matter what

P.S. elevate Bluey to moderator

I reckon Bluey is the smarter version of TGR.

Would you really want to see Ologists on the grog; that would be frightening.

Edited by RobbieF

I reckon Bluey is the smarter version of TGR.

Would you really want to see Ologists on the grog; that would be frightening.

You mean they post sober? You're right that would be frightening - drunk & stoned

 

I too get the feeling that many will be shaking their heads, and swaying back and forth after the ology crew has descended en masse.

This could get ugly. B)

Quite a few have been regularly or occassionally posting here for sometime anyway, and they have been very well behaved. 'En masse' amounts to a dozen or so.

I doubt it will get anywhere near 'ugly' faulty.

Ugly is as equivalent to Redleg_24 and his alias' and that won't be tolerated here. Can't say the same for BF.


Easily the best and most missed poster IMO - Knackers.

Your thoughts epitomise Demonology. It's a site for posters that either enjoy quick wit, or low brow exchanges. In the main there's very poor footy acumen. When it comes to actual footy knowledge I doubt there'd be a poster I rate.

P.S. elevate Bluey to moderator

Into the leadership group without lacing up a boot ... a la Mitch Clark.

He must be good!

Some poster/s keeps posting some thread title gold on the 'ology homepage ...

[media=]

Mitch Clark in yellow on guitar for Rod Stewart

Check it out.50-56 sec mark of Original '71 video

Mitch Clark playing guitar on 'Maggie May'

I'm really, really sorry. I was just

trying to hack the database of members.

MRP admits: we've been taking the [censored]

McGuire admits: chins are implants

Cale Morton tops billing at UFC 29 pay per view

Paul Robeson admits: the river was a female

Its prosthetic! Embarrassed Ron Jeremy cums clean

All Blacks get out of jail vs Irish

Chisel admits: They did have something i want

Clint Bartrim discovers Paul Hopgood is his father

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Some poster/s keeps posting some thread title gold on the 'ology homepage ...

My fav was the TISM one. Absolutely pizzed myself.

You can see you posted them by clicking the "forum" button.

I think MelbMan is a closet comedian.

edit to delete stuff

Edited by faultydet

Your thoughts epitomise Demonology. It's a site for posters that either enjoy quick wit, or low brow exchanges. In the main there's very poor footy acumen. When it comes to actual footy knowledge I doubt there'd be a poster I rate.

I'll just pretend to have misread that.


Your thoughts epitomise Demonology. It's a site for posters that either enjoy quick wit, or low brow exchanges. In the main there's very poor footy acumen. When it comes to actual footy knowledge I doubt there'd be a poster I rate.

Who cares about knowledge?

People like you get a little confused about it all because you think its a science.

What do you need explained ?

Ask Gallileo Whitten

or Michaelangelo Matthews.

Acumen? Get a grip.

FFS-If you need a complicated explanation of a simple game then go and sit of the altar of Tom Harley-most annoying dick on TV.

You've overdosed on linament and you also seem to have vicarious leather poisoning .

Who cares about knowledge?

People like you get a little confused about it all because you think its a science.

What do you need explained ?

Ask Gallileo Whitten

or Michaelangelo Matthews.

Acumen? Get a grip.

FFS-If you need a complicated explanation of a simple game then go and sit of the altar of Tom Harley-most annoying dick on TV.

You've overdosed on linament and you also seem to have vicarious leather poisoning .

Exhibit A.

Exhibit A.

You poor child-lost in a sea of humour when you've come here seeking knowledge .

You poor child-lost in a sea of humour when you've come here seeking knowledge .

Unbelievable as it may be to you, there are many around here who do seek intelligent footy discussion and not lame attempts at humour. Personally I like both, but there has to be balance. When the low brow stuff takes over it just becomes seriously tedious.

Exhibit A.

Hal?


Unbelievable as it may be to you, there are many around here who do seek intelligent footy discussion and not lame attempts at humour. Personally I like both, but there has to be balance. When the low brow stuff takes over it just becomes seriously tedious.

The words "intelligent ,footy,discussion" on here is the real comedy gold .

I dont enjoy lame attempts at humour.

When I see them I feel like a primary school teacher who has to get out the big red pen .

Intelligent and footy are nearly mutually exclusive terms.

Perhaps those interested can change all that by inventing a diploma of "carrying on like a pork chop about football".

I apologise if I do not display the required reverence and awe when our most learned and distinguished footyheads choose to cast their infinite wisdom upon us.

Hal?

No, but said poster does post here under a different guise. In fact, said poster has always been more a 'lander than an 'ologist.

My fav was the TISM one. Absolutely pizzed myself.

You can see you posted them by clicking the "forum" button.

I think MelbMan is a closet comedian.

edit to delete stuff

twas about to quit, thinking i was maybe a tad nutty then i saw your Chisel admits: They did have something i want got me going again, for better or worse ;-)

 

Unbelievable as it may be to you, there are many around here who do seek intelligent footy discussion and not lame attempts at humour.

(H's over-reaction to said lame attempt at humour in Patton thread.)

Exhibit A.

twas about to quit, thinking i was maybe a tad nutty then i saw your Chisel admits: They did have something i want got me going again, for better or worse ;-)

I wonder how many got the Ron Jeremy reference


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