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Little Lord Voldemort

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The one with Steve Sax and his run in with the law?

I'm talking Homer.....

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    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaryl daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaryl

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    The situation up there at Bleaktown appears to be quite messy as far as GWS's issues with training venues is concerned. Perhaps, Sheeds and the club are too preoccupied with spruiking the brand in Sydney instead of developing a football club?

    seems to me they are more focused on haircuts. could this be sheedy's secret weapon?

    while the opposition are doubled over in laughter the Giants pile on the goals. Reminds me of a Python skit but I can't remember which (WYL?)

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    seems to me they are more focused on haircuts. could this be sheedy's secret weapon?

    while the opposition are doubled over in laughter the Giants pile on the goals. Reminds me of a Python skit but I can't remember which (WYL?)

    yes the funniest joke in the world. Used by the Germans in WW2.

    "2 peanuts walking down the street 1 was a salted....peanut"!!

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    seems to me they are more focused on haircuts. could this be sheedy's secret weapon?

    while the opposition are doubled over in laughter the Giants pile on the goals. Reminds me of a Python skit but I can't remember which (WYL?)

    These recent occurrences bring back a little Nursery Rime.

    Now, what was it? Oh, yeah!

    Jack & the Beanstalk.

    Something about Jack going to market for milk & returning with the seeds of growth. A beanstalk grew & grew which led up to a Giant, & an angry grumpy Giant. Well we had to cut that Giants ways down.

    jack_8-e.gif

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    I am just so relieved that we tanked and got Trengove as well as $cully - I don't think I could have lived with missing out on Trengove AND Martin.

    Fast forward to 2012: Trengove - Co-Captain of the MFC. Scully - 'passionate' GWS player.

    Just how important will Jordan McMahon's kick be in the history of the MFC?!

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    Fast forward to 2012: Trengove - Co-Captain of the MFC. Scully - 'passionate' GWS player.

    Just how important will Jordan McMahon's kick be in the history of the MFC?!

    We'll know after we've spent our complimentary compensatory picks... :)

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    We'll know after we've spent our complimentary compensatory picks... :)

    We will...complimentary...indeed.

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    Fast forward to 2012: Trengove - Co-Captain of the MFC. Scully - 'passionate' GWS player.

    Just how important will Jordan McMahon's kick be in the history of the MFC?!

    A very good question Ron

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    I wonder why?

    Who cares?

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    About what?

    everything to do with $cully

    i think its time we stopped any topic about the little germ

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    everything to do with $cully

    i think its time we stopped any topic about the little germ

    I'd have to agree with that; whoever we get as compensation would have to have better character and will most probably welcome the opportunity to play with our great club. He's gone and from all events it's a blessing in disguise so let's not waste any more time on him.

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    Fast forward to 2012: Trengove - Co-Captain of the MFC. Scully - 'passionate' GWS player.

    Just how important will Jordan McMahon's kick be in the history of the MFC?!

    It's all there in code.

    Jack TReNgOve .... TRNO ..... The Real Number One.

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    It's all there in code.

    Jack TReNgOve .... TRNO ..... The Real Number One.

    Woh dude...Heavy stuff!!! Haha.
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    Woh dude...Heavy stuff!!! Haha.

    Gotta keep up my rep as the site's pre-eminent conspiracy theorist! lol

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    Gotta keep up my rep as the site's pre-eminent conspiracy theorist! lol

    Of course. That was impressive garbage mate!!
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    It's all there in code.

    Jack TReNgOve .... TRNO ..... The Real Number One.

    are you a Mason?

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    It's all there in code.

    Jack TReNgOve .... TRNO ..... The Real Number One.

    THe WorkingS of the illumiNati By some at 'laNd .

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    everything to do with $cully

    i think its time we stopped any topic about the little germ

    Don't stop it, were having Fun with this.

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