"Yeh not bad"

"So good to see you again"

"You look good/great"

" I swear to god..."

" Are you serious?"

"This is the thing"

"Yeah, but what I'mmmm saying is"

We're gonna have to let you go ...............

.............what ?

@ Macca: "OOOOOHHH YEEEEEAAAAAH!!" Gotta love Kramer

When I die, I'm going to donate my body to science fiction.

particularly nasty weather!

A week's a long time in footy.

'' group hug in the showers tonight!!''

Too much chlorine in that gene pool

Most of these aren't brilliant.

“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it”

Just stroke the bloody thing !!!

"I always remember a face but in your case I'll make an exception!" Groucho Marx

"This is another fine mess you've gotten me into!" Oliver Hardy to Stan Laurel.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]"

Of all the people I have met, you are one of them.

Is that a gun in your pocket , or are you just pleased to see me? - Mae West.

Mae again - It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

"It's not a purse ... it's European!!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man sending back soup at a deli

"Where's the Any key?"

"Over the years I've learnt to consider you as people I... met."

i'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger

don't [censored] on me and tell me its raining

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY YOU KNOW