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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

We are f....d.

Your opinion is all I need.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We are f....d.

    fixed???

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    3 hours ago, dpositive said:

    fixed???

    Not yet.

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    On 8/25/2018 at 1:21 PM, Redleg said:

    Attacking this thread will not win you friends. 

    Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

    Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

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    On 8/25/2018 at 1:36 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I resemble that remark. 

    In what manner...trust me...you have an audience ;)

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

    Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

    Seriously that is the best you can muster when trying to crawl out of your predicament?

    Shame Jack Shame

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

    Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

    You realise what no B$ means ?

     

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    22 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    You realise what no B$ means ?

     

    Nobody else on this thread seems to worry about that bit, only the T$ part!

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    27 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Nobody else on this thread seems to worry about that bit, only the T$ part!

    Back in the day the B$ part was all the rage.

    Edited by layzie

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    2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

    Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

    That individual is invisible to me, so I wouldn't notice anything about his performance in any game he is in.

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Back in the day the B$ part was all the rage.

    No B$ on here, because our club is struggling.

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    On 8/23/2018 at 9:11 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Who is their candidate? Julie Bishop?

    Is she just a backbencher with minor support in the Liberals?

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is she just a backbencher with minor support in the Liberals?

    Or an ex-lawyer with a background of defending dubious companies. Probably supports West Coast ?

     

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Looks like Ticketek is f....d too.

    If we use your guide Mr Leg they are running perfectly.

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    11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    ticketek is hard core porn

    They are not hard anything dc!

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    5 minutes ago, old dee said:

    They are not hard anything dc!

    certainly hard to use and hard to like, od

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    19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    certainly hard to use and hard to like, od

    Are you going to try again tomorrow?

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    1 minute ago, old dee said:

    Are you going to try again tomorrow?

    for the sake of my grandson, yes. otherwise i'd be booking the couch and watching tv

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    for the sake of my grandson, yes. otherwise i'd be booking the couch and watching tv

    Good we need your GS as a member long after we are gone dc. Hang in there for his sake.

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    8 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Good we need your GS as a member long after we are gone dc. Hang in there for his sake.

    don't worry, he's totally hooked. he's becoming a walking encyclopedia on mfc and afl

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    35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    don't worry, he's totally hooked. he's becoming a walking encyclopedia on mfc and afl

    Helpful when you lose your marbles and move in with the blue rinsers, dc!

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    7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Helpful when you lose your marbles and move in with the blue rinsers, dc!

    moonie, you wouldn't know a blue rinser from a cross dressing pervert even though you attend games with one

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    moonie, you wouldn't know a blue rinser from a cross dressing pervert even though you attend games with one

    I take it you do ..... Now !! ???

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