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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now to other matters.

In The Age this morning both Dimian Hardwicke and Nathan Fuckley were quoted as expecting their teams to make the eight in 2017!

Make of that what you will.

Serious news. I know I have said it before but I believe Biffen has finally OD'd ( nothing to do with you OD). He currently doesn't owe me money yet I cannot contact him.

Further news. It is possible that Uncle Bitter will going to the footy with young children next Saturday . (Take a breath Ernie)

Final big news. The squeeze has, for the moment, ( I think) given me the arse. So I shall be bunking with the lads.

Fear not Bitter One.

I am fully cognisant and alert.

My sympathy goes out to the lads .

I hope you can match their levels of hygiene .

They must be disappointed more than anyone at your matrimonial difficulties.

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    17 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Fear not Bitter One.

    I am fully cognisant and alert.

    My sympathy goes out to the lads .

    I hope you can match their levels of hygiene .

    They must be disappointed more than anyone at your matrimonial difficulties.

    Well Biffen your continued existence is a matter of some mystery ... I doubt it can go on much longer.

    As to "The lads" . Yes their lifestyle is mostly laudable but to assert (as you boldly do) that their habits are overall, in some way more hygienic than mine is generally  unsupportable. I mean to say, it is only on rare occasions of overindulgence , that I "snap one off" in my own stall!

     

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    53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Final big news. The squeeze has, for the moment, ( I think) given me the arse. So I shall be bonking with the lads.

    Edited for accuracy.

    Your missus would probably describe it as 'good news' rather than 'big news'. With your dementia it's possible you may not find your way back.

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    This is an odd time on Demonland. The possibility of making the finals (remote in my view) seems to be hanging over the site - something like the sword of Damocles. Even I feel afflicted by some sort of malaise that makes me feel as though I am walking through honey.A number of the regular posters on this thread have gone quiet - same malaise I suspect.

    There appears to both a horror and anticipation of what might happen over the next two weeks. No one really wants to commit because we have been let down so many times.

    To more trivial matters. Biffen is apparently alive. Surprising but no doubt temporary. And who GAF anyway.

    Another positive is that "The Lads" are being quite generous in sharing their accommodation with me - although they insist on choosing the tv programs. I'm still a bit short on cash but the wine cellar is well stocked so Ill survive. 

    [censored] me, the quicker we are through the next two weeks the better!

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    28 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This is an odd time on Demonland. The possibility of making the finals (remote in my view) seems to be hanging over the site - something like the sword of Damocles. Even I feel afflicted by some sort of malaise that makes me feel as though I am walking through honey.A number of the regular posters on this thread have gone quiet - same malaise I suspect.

    There appears to both a horror and anticipation of what might happen over the next two weeks. No one really wants to commit because we have been let down so many times.

    To more trivial matters. Biffen is apparently alive. Surprising but no doubt temporary. And who GAF anyway.

    Another positive is that "The Lads" are being quite generous in sharing their accommodation with me - although they insist on choosing the tv programs. I'm still a bit short on cash but the wine cellar is well stocked so Ill survive. 

    [censored] me, the quicker we are through the next two weeks the better!

    Bitters, no offence intended but have you ever seen the movie Leon The Pig Farmer. I love your posts but you remind me so much of this movie.

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    24 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Bitters, no offence intended but have you ever seen the movie Leon The Pig Farmer. I love your posts but you remind me so much of this movie.

    Post of the year, without question.

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    It is an odd time alright. When we were crap, we were all full of [censored], and made this thread quite lively. Now, when there is a chance of us playing finals with two rounds to go, we are all gobsmacked and wondering whether this is a dream or not, and not saying much in case we wake up!

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    20 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Bitters, no offence intended but have you ever seen the movie Leon The Pig Farmer. I love your posts but you remind me so much of this movie.

    Offence taken!

    Pig Farmer! Pig Farmer!

    Go and give yourself a merciless flogging you scoundrel!

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    Apparently a banana shortage. Leon, forget the pigs, grow bananas.

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    16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Offence taken!

    Pig Farmer! Pig Farmer!

    Go and give yourself a merciless flogging you scoundrel!

    Well that is the point of the movie.

     

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    our fate is in the hands of zeus

    i wonder if uncle bitters could "donate" one of those long-necked sheep to placate the gods

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    our fate is in the hands of zeus

    i wonder if uncle bitters could "donate" one of those long-necked sheep to placate the gods

    Well they are certainly more readily available than virgins dc.

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    48 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well they are certainly more readily available than virgins dc.

    you make a very salient point, uncle..... ah, the problems of paganism.....

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    Sheesh.  Very unpalatable effort at the G.  Probably even more unpalatable than one of Red's black-spotted bananas.

    Guess it's back to normal now for MFC.  Let the usual MFCSS programming resume.

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    On 19 August 2016 at 9:42 PM, Redleg said:

    Apparently a banana shortage. Leon, forget the pigs, grow bananas.

    Immunology article in the paper about reversing cancer.

    Actually reversing it.

    All that banana cake not in vain.

    Anyhow-more importantly-I'm learning to grow "vegetables" hydroponically using urine as the nutrient.

    Everyone at the Gat loves getting pi55ed and stoned so it's bound to take off.

     

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    On 19/08/2016 at 9:42 PM, Redleg said:

    Apparently a banana shortage. Leon, forget the pigs, grow bananas.

    Do you really want to give the racists more ammunition?

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Anyhow-more importantly-I'm learning to grow "vegetables" hydroponically using urine as the nutrient.

    Everyone at the Gat loves getting pi55ed and stoned so it's bound to take off.

     

    Ah. I get it. Hydroponic stone fruit. Yep - that must be it.

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    I don't like the bad publicity the banana is getting, because of some Port Power moron fan.

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    50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Tautology!

    Tauto was one of my favourite racehorses. Around the time of Tobin Bronze, another favourite.

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    Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! 

    Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

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