The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Biffen 12,940]

Now make of this what you will but it is (for once) a true story.

I have been giving Netflix a trial (basically [censored]). They just sent me an email . Dear (my name) we have a movie that might interest you.

Name of the movie? CREEP!! FMD!

So did you accept the role?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

So did you accept the role?

How veeerry droll of you Biffen.

It suggests that you are still sanctimoniously drug and alcohol free.

[Biffen 12,940]

How veeerry droll of you Biffen.

It suggests that you are still sanctimoniously drug and alcohol free.

Reality gets a bit dull.

I've taken up parkour

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Reality gets a bit dull.

I've taken up parkour

Parkour!!!! I take it back you are still on drugs. Or.. at least.. you have been permanently damaged!

Parkour ....FMD!

[daisycutter 29,600]

good news at aldi

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Reality gets a bit dull.

I've taken up parkour

Always at the cutting edge Biff. Yolo.....

[Biffen 12,940]

I notice Borewood is collapsing into a pit.

Like a Black Hole collapsing into itself.

No great loss.

[daisycutter 29,600]

I notice Borewood is collapsing into a pit.

Like a Black Hole collapsing into itself.

No great loss.

yeah, dunno why they keep referring to it as burwood.......it's mount waverley (near east burwood not burwood)

may as well be romsey as far as us genuine burwoodonians are concerned, biffo

[Biffen 12,940]

yeah, dunno why they keep referring to it as burwood.......it's mount waverley (near east burwood not burwood)

may as well be romsey as far as us genuine burwoodonians are concerned, biffo

Hopefully just the tip of a larger sinkhole then DC.

Start packing your cheap suits.

[daisycutter 29,600]

Hopefully just the tip of a larger sinkhole then DC.

Start packing your cheap suits.

more likely just another cfmeu cunning stunt, biffo

on the other hand it might be global climate change related (most things are) in which case might be time to emigrate to tassie

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Hopefully just the tip of a larger sinkhole then DC.

Start packing your cheap suits.

I thought it was the large coal mine that Barnaby has been crying crocodile tears over.....

[old dee 23,762]

good news at aldi

Just had one yum!

[Redleg 40,815]

good news at aldi

Yeah.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,822]

You guys are bananas

[daisycutter 29,600]

I thought it was the large coal mine that Barnaby has been crying crocodile tears over.....

more likely the result of chaos theory, moonie. some peasant in japan in the 16th century probably stepped on a butterfly

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

I notice Borewood is collapsing into a pit.

Like a Black Hole collapsing into itself.

No great loss.

Would anyone notice if Borewood disappeared?

Would anyone GAF?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

yeah, dunno why they keep referring to it as burwood.......it's mount waverley (near east burwood not burwood)

may as well be romsey as far as us genuine burwoodonians are concerned, biffo

There are alpaca-loving self-floggers in Mount Waverley? No wonder the earth is trying to swallow them ...

[bjDee 1,249]

Would anyone notice if Borewood disappeared?

Would anyone GAF?

Well....yes! Without Burwood to push us north, Bok Hill would slip south and further away from the ski fields!

[Dr John Dee 1,057]

Well....yes! Without Burwood to push us north, Bok Hill would slip south and further away from the ski fields!

Must be where the Sith Effrikaans migrate to.

[Redleg 40,815]

Going out for brekky with the Missus, chance for a banana smoothie. Hope they have nice bananas in Bentleigh.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Going out for brekky with the Missus, chance for a banana smoothie. Hope they have nice bananas in Bentleigh.

Bentleigh? Do they have anything in Bentleigh?

Sounds disturbingly like Borewood.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Eagerly awaiting news of Biffen.He managed to inveigle an invite to a (at least nominally respectable ) function last night. Quite a gathering of the "socially acceptable" I believe. Good Lord, Earl Hood may even have been present.

Anyway, I expect the lure of free grog will have seduced him quite easily and I just wonder whether or not was thrown out.

[Redleg 40,815]

Going out for brekky with the Missus, chance for a banana smoothie. Hope they have nice bananas in Bentleigh.

They didn't.

[bjDee 1,249]

Must be where the Sith Effrikaans migrate to.

Nice try, but no, that's just the way it's pronounced these days...The last Seth Effrikan I saw was in Syd-eny.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

What is this bunch of overpaid sheilas playing on our home ground tonight? It is bad enough that we let ninthmond play there but these fags ...FMD!

What a [censored] poor excuse for a game it is.