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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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If that's a veiled reference to a certain departed player and the royalty who replaced him, let me express my disappointment about you holding up the general standard of this thread.

Fear not as post 13449 has once again lifted the standards.

 
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Interesting that the 2 people of the 3 pictured, who you could strongly argue were the least responsible, have left.

Oscar gets 5 years in the big house. welcome party being organised

turns out it was all an argument over house renovations

oscar wanted a new toilet door but reeva was dead against it

 

Oscar gets 5 years in the big house. welcome party being organised

turns out it was all an argument over house renovations

oscar wanted a new toilet door but reeva was dead against it

The relationship was already tense .

She had asked him to shoot through before I hear.

The relationship was already tense .

She had asked him to shoot through before I hear.

Used to bang like a dunny door, too.


Oscar gets 5 years in the big house. welcome party being organised

Apparently they're all looking forward to getting legless.

Apparently they're all looking forward to getting legless.

Evidence against Oscar left him without a leg to stand on.

 

Evidence against Oscar left him without a leg to stand on.

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Some fairly decent players getting delisted these days.

Some fairly decent players getting delisted these days.

Pity their not from the MFC, delisted player I mean.

We have so many VFL standard players it would be nice to get more AFL standard ones.

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Some fairly decent players getting delisted these days.

Looks like the Ovens @Murray is in for a bumper season and some of thier clubs going broke.

Pity their not from the MFC, delisted player I mean.

We have so many VFL standard players it would be nice to get more AFL standard ones.

* they're

Who really cares...about anything at the moment. Got me a lovely wife cooking me a steak at he mo on the bbq. Red in hand. Life is just fine!


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Who really cares...about anything at the moment. Got me a lovely wife cooking me a steak at he mo on the bbq. Red in hand. Life is just fine!

You haven't got your hand on me.

I think OD is a little lost in Mexico

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You haven't got your hand on me.

Not yet anyway. He's working on it though Red.

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Not yet anyway. He's working on it though Red.

Is he attractive?


I think OD is a little lost in Mexico

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Actually in Cartagena Colombia DF.

Sitting under a tree with Mrs OD sipping a Aguila ( beer ).

Having a great time.

Actually in Cartagena Colombia DF.

Sitting under a tree with Mrs OD sipping a Aguila ( beer ).

Having a great time.

Great news OD

Are you planning to pick up a present or two for the Golden Haird Boy and his band of illegal substance taking men while you are over there?

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Best Aussie Rules Player EVER!

You haven't got your hand on me.

Thats unfortunate. Not up for a tango then?


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