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Wouldn't you prefer a mouthful of Jizza's cheese?

Must be off season.

Very off.


It's not off. It's just a mature blue.

Some Italians enjoy eating theirs crawling with maggots.

Just FYI.

Some Italians enjoy eating theirs crawling with maggots.

Just FYI.

Stop it Biff! You'll have BBO drooling for some of Jizza's finest.

Reckon it might be a stinky blue variety.

At the risk of bring the thread to a new low, a funny mate of mine once referred to the frontal 2/3 part of a peckerino as a 'blue vein custard chucker'.

Cacked myself.

 

At the risk of bring the thread to a new low, a funny mate of mine once referred to the frontal 2/3 part of a peckerino as a 'blue vein custard chucker'.

Cacked myself.

curious what he called the proximal 1/3

At the risk of bring the thread to a new low, a funny mate of mine once referred to the frontal 2/3 part of a peckerino as a 'blue vein custard chucker'.

Cacked myself.

FMD. I'm loathe to ask but what was his "special name" for the rear 1/3?

At the risk of bring the thread to a new low, a funny mate of mine once referred to the frontal 2/3 part of a peckerino as a 'blue vein custard chucker'.

Cacked myself.

WTF are you on about bj? That's disgusting. Seriously. We're talking about great local produce and you have to drop that on the thread. Get a grip man.

At the risk of bring the thread to a new low, a funny mate of mine once referred to the frontal 2/3 part of a peckerino as a 'blue vein custard chucker'.

Cacked myself.

I'm totally offended.

You could not possibly just waltz in here and bring this thread to new lows.

It takes sustained effort.

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Monday 52 Start of Trade Week, I love it. Billy Stretch to join the Dees.


Will you please stop replying to posts that have umpteen pictures on them! My scroll finger is growing warts!

Wouldn't you prefer a mouthful of Jizza's cheese?

Not the first time that line has been used.

WTF are you on about bj? That's disgusting. Seriously. We're talking about great local produce and you have to drop that on the thread. Get a grip man.

Sorry if any offence was caused.

curious what he called the proximal 1/3

My fault for being too obtuse. I was referring to the first six letters of the WORD peckerino.

just love this trade period

up there with my other favourite watching grass grow

i reckon trade period should be 3 days tops


just love this trade period

up there with my other favourite watching grass grow

i reckon trade period should be 3 days tops

Off tomorrow dc

I agree the next ten days could be done in three.

A few things will happen today and then nothing for a week.

Glad to be in the USA and only get the results in ten days time.

Off tomorrow dc

I agree the next ten days could be done in three.

A few things will happen today and then nothing for a week.

Glad to be in the USA and only get the results in ten days time.

have a good trip od

Off tomorrow dc

I agree the next ten days could be done in three.

A few things will happen today and then nothing for a week.

Glad to be in the USA and only get the results in ten days time.

Have a good trip. Bound to be far more interesting than trade week!

 

Have a good trip. Bound to be far more interesting than trade week!

I will be bitterly disappointed if it is not R and B

Sorry if any offence was caused.

Was joking man. I knew I should've put an emoticon in there...


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