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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Of course, only for Scientology research purposes.

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Come join us Moonie!

Its will only cost you $400K

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    was that a snake picture froggy?

    I assume you not seen to may snakes DC.

    There appears to be two species that Live in or around my property, Tiger Snakes and Dugites. Both species are very poisonous, but this is Australia LOL

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    No thanks. Tom Cruise is all yours Toady.

    Silly me, your not a Xenu Person because you have your own religion

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    The Moonies

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    My contract was terminated prematurely.

    That is what the one of the girls from your night out told me. A problem with prematurity.

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    WARNING The content of this post might cause offence

    I finally discovered that the Suns had an open training session at Carrara so I hailed the big yellow taxi that passed by just as I stepped onto the sunny pavement outside the place where I was staying.

    The cab stopped with a jerk. The jerk got out and I got in. Boom ... tish.

    "Follow that car" was my command but it was a strange ask because the Gold Coast Highway in the middle of Surfers Paradise is now a one -way street and there was no choice but to follow.

    All roads led to Carrara where my assignation was to spy on a Gold Coast Suns pre-season training session and hopefully sell my secrets to the highest bidder.

    I was cleverly disguised as a local bodybuilder high on a cocktail of turps and steroids and, satisfied that the dark sunnies fully concealed my true identity, I gate-crashed the pre training press conference.

    I don't quite understand why they threw me out because I felt my hard hitting questions were good. "Excuse me Mr. McKenna, but what was Stephen Dank's role while employed at the club, who paid him and did his ... er conditioning methods play a part in Junior's Brownlow?"

    I tried to throw in another one about what it was like having Kim Kardashian's younger brother on the list but the security guards were dragging me down the corridor and it was no use because Bluey was already listening to a Dorothy Dixer from a young blonde reporter with the Courier-Mail. It wasn't fair - if only I had her body they would have been listening to me and not her.

    As my head hit the pavement outside the stadium, I swore that next time, I would bring the rottweiler for protection. I ditched the sunnies and the gold lamé jacket disguise into a nearby garbage bin and, finding a conveniently open side gate, I entered just as the players were coming onto the arena.

    You won't believe this but I think I struck gold. Instead of a training session for the Gold Coast Suns, I had stumbled on a full dress rehearsal for the Legends Football League, formerly known as the Lingerie Football League.

    I tried to avert my gaze from the sight that filled my eyes but the coach and players were all good sports and much more friendly than Bluey and the crowd from the Suns. Even invited me to the team jacuzzi after training.

    Ah Queensland!

    Beautiful one day.

    Perfect the next.

    I love this place.

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    That is what the one of the girls from your night out told me. A problem with prematurity.

    They were Biffen's girls. You pay for an hour and they're are trying to get rid of you after 5 minutes.

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    In the interests of fair play I to repeat the following information about my credit card - as posted on the training thread.

    I cast no nastursians.

    " Biffen returned my card. He "rescued" it from one the "methheads". However substantial charges for personal services at "The Gatwick Private Hotel" have been listed.Form your own conclusions!!"

    Purely accidental.

    One of the girls thought you were dead and was attempting to make hay while the sun shone.

    Behaviour like that happens all the time at the Gat.

    Several items will be returned to the shops and your card will be re-imbursed through a friendly Romanian finance company.

    Just be patient and ignore any security warnings while we sort out the issue.

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    Purely accidental.

    One of the girls thought you were dead and was attempting to make hay while the sun shone.

    Behaviour like that happens all the time at the Gat.

    Several items will be returned to the shops and your card will be re-imbursed through a friendly Romanian finance company.

    Just be patient and ignore any security warnings while we sort out the issue.

    You purport to be an honest businessman Biff, but your story is a little thin. I have no recollection of being dead!

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    You purport to be an honest businessman Biff, but your story is a little thin. I have no recollection of being dead!

    For a short time someone reported you had "died and gone to heaven" which I took a little too literally .

    I have learnt much from the incident and I will reserve you the "Honeymoon Suite" next time you come to town.

    Some of the items purchased have already been returned/and or sold.

    Nothing to worry about. BBO.

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    For a short time someone reported you had "died and gone to heaven" which I took a little too literally .

    I have learnt much from the incident and I will reserve you the "Honeymoon Suite" next time you come to town.

    Some of the items purchased have already been returned/and or sold.

    Nothing to worry about. BBO.

    Does "shazza" keep up her medicals? Are all tests as they should be? I mean assurances are one thing but what about the science?

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    They were Biffen's girls. You pay for an hour and they're are trying to get rid of you after 5 minutes.

    Not what I heard. Had something to do with, "it was all over in 11 seconds."

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    Not what I heard. Had something to do with, "it was all over in 11 seconds."

    I was not going to mention it but you were ,as it was ,too quick.

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    11 seconds is pretty good

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    11 seconds is pretty good

    Only if 10 seconds is the best to date.

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    I still maintain 11 seconds is a good effort, do you have any idea the distance bbo had to cover just to get a little comfort

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    I still maintain 11 seconds is a good effort, do you have any idea the distance bbo had to cover just to get a little comfort

    He's always welcome back.

    Jesse Owens had the same time and issues.

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    WARNING The content of this post might cause offence

    I finally discovered that the Suns had an open training session at Carrara so I hailed the big yellow taxi that passed by just as I stepped onto the sunny pavement outside the place where I was staying.

    The cab stopped with a jerk. The jerk got out and I got in. Boom ... tish.

    "Follow that car" was my command but it was a strange ask because the Gold Coast Highway in the middle of Surfers Paradise is now a one -way street and there was no choice but to follow.

    All roads led to Carrara where my assignation was to spy on a Gold Coast Suns pre-season training session and hopefully sell my secrets to the highest bidder.

    I was cleverly disguised as a local bodybuilder high on a cocktail of turps and steroids and, satisfied that the dark sunnies fully concealed my true identity, I gate-crashed the pre training press conference.

    I don't quite understand why they threw me out because I felt my hard hitting questions were good. "Excuse me Mr. McKenna, but what was Stephen Dank's role while employed at the club, who paid him and did his ... er conditioning methods play a part in Junior's Brownlow?"

    I tried to throw in another one about what it was like having Kim Kardashian's younger brother on the list but the security guards were dragging me down the corridor and it was no use because Bluey was already listening to a Dorothy Dixer from a young blonde reporter with the Courier-Mail. It wasn't fair - if only I had her body they would have been listening to me and not her.

    As my head hit the pavement outside the stadium, I swore that next time, I would bring the rottweiler for protection. I ditched the sunnies and the gold lamé jacket disguise into a nearby garbage bin and, finding a conveniently open side gate, I entered just as the players were coming onto the arena.

    You won't believe this but I think I struck gold. Instead of a training session for the Gold Coast Suns, I had stumbled on a full dress rehearsal for the Legends Football League, formerly known as the Lingerie Football League.

    I tried to avert my gaze from the sight that filled my eyes but the coach and players were all good sports and much more friendly than Bluey and the crowd from the Suns. Even invited me to the team jacuzzi after training.

    Ah Queensland!

    Beautiful one day.

    Perfect the next.

    I love this place.

    Thanks for the report WJ

    Do you take request for training reports?

    I loved to know how MessyDrugs are going.

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    Not what I heard. Had something to do with, "it was all over in 11 seconds."

    BBO is an efficiency freak.

    He belief is why take 5 min when it can be done in 11 sec.

    Plus you can time share and therefore split the costs.

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    Did anyone hear how Moonies wedding went?

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    Message of distress and consternation.

    "Cyclone Threatens Nth QLD Banana Crop"

    OH NO!

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    Message of distress and consternation.

    "Cyclone Threatens Nth QLD Banana Crop"

    OH NO!

    might buy a few more today in that case

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