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Sorry to be blunt but you need to take a firm grip of yourself Biffen. Tasers indeed! Has all tradition gone out the window? The Christain brothers made me the man I am and they stuck to tradition.

I must go, I’m having an attack of the vapours.

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Sorry to be blunt but you need to take a firm grip of yourself Biffen. Tasers indeed! Has all tradition gone out the window? The Christain brothers made me the man I am and they stuck to tradition.

I must go, I’m having an attack of the vapours.

Best you go and cross yourself, whip yourself, swear in Latin or whatever it is you mumble before you chain yourself in.

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Not a banana in sight today

Big day at the dentist have had two screw put into my jaw.

Out came the black and decker and a couple of holes cut into the jaw then the screws inserted.

Gave me a bag of pain killers when I left that does not look good for tonight.

I wonder why there are so many?

I see Casey won well again today, any win is good against the Pies.

Oh we'll I can enjoy it for another 36 hours.

 

I'm disgusted and i just need to vent

I've just heard that alpacas are fox killers - they apparently trample them to death

Fox hunting is now banned, but these killers can freely roam the victorian country side at will killing those cute foxes with impunity

Where the heck is the rspca when you need them......i know, i know....sipping chardonnay in their plush board rooms no doubt

I'm disgusted and not happy jan..........sorry but i just had to get that off my chest

I'm disgusted and i just need to vent

I've just heard that alpacas are fox killers - they apparently trample them to death

Fox hunting is now banned, but these killers can freely roam the victorian country side at will killing those cute foxes with impunity

Where the heck is the rspca when you need them......i know, i know....sipping chardonnay in their plush board rooms no doubt

I'm disgusted and not happy jan..........sorry but i just had to get that off my chest

Maybe there should be an Alpaca cull.

Beginning in say.....

Romsey.


Maybe there should be an Alpaca cull.

Beginning in say.....

Romsey.

good idea biffo

do you know of any good alpaca hunting clubs? Google couldn't find any in burwood

good idea biffo

do you know of any good alpaca hunting clubs? Google couldn't find any in burwood

There is one ever the bridge here, called the Bandildos.

Fairly onerous initiation process

you may have to remove your colours to enter.

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good idea biffo

do you know of any good alpaca hunting clubs? Google couldn't find any in burwood

That's Kennett's old electorate. Alpacas tend to stay away from such places, therefore the alpaca hunting's not so good in Burwood.
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That's Kennett's old electorate. Alpacas tend to stay away from such places, therefore the alpaca hunting's not so good in Burwood.

Maybe Kennett could stand for President of the Burwood chapter of the Australian Alpaca Association.


Maybe Kennett could stand for President of the Burwood chapter of the Australian Alpaca Association.

No reputable organisation wouldn't have a chapter in such a scruffy place as Burwood.

Maybe there should be an Alpaca cull.

Beginning in say.....

Romsey.

good idea biffo

do you know of any good alpaca hunting clubs? Google couldn't find any in burwood

A man returns from his regular Sunday servicing to find this. What a scurrilous conspiracy? An unholy union if ever there was one. The ā€œladsā€ are mortified at being labelled fox killers.

I’ll do my bit to make certain there are no Queen’s honours for you two.

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A man returns from his regular Sunday servicing to find this. What a scurrilous conspiracy? An unholy union if ever there was one. The ā€œladsā€ are mortified at being labelled fox killers.

I’ll do my bit to make certain there are no Queen’s honours for you two.

Do you reckon I will get a gong for being MFC President?

Do you reckon I will get a gong for being MFC President?

more likely a VC redleg, given the valour required

You will get my vote Mr.Leg especially as we will get a weekly updated banana recipe and racing tips which will boost our Club's coffers. May I suggest you nominate bbo as "Vice". Job description would seem to suit him very well (going by avatar). RL for Pres


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You will get my vote Mr.Leg especially as we will get a weekly updated banana recipe and racing tips which will boost our Club's coffers. May I suggest you nominate bbo as "Vice". Job description would seem to suit him very well (going by avatar). RL for Pres

I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.

Every new member will get a free banana .

I will get this club moving again.

I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.

Every new member will get a free banana .

I will get this club moving again.

In all of theh hullabaloo and raving and screaming this VERY important issue has been overlooked, thanks RED for giving it its due level of importance.

I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.

Every new member will get a free banana .

I will get this club moving again.

and don't forget the dried banana chips - one of my favs

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I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.
Every new member will get a free banana .
I will get this club moving again.

I'll bring mates along.

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I'll bring mates along.

It would be great to see your workout buddies at the games BBO.

They are certainly a fine looking group of men.

Will you be bringing any of the old Christian Bros down to boost membership.

We certainly can't be too picky about their previous indiscretions.


It would be great to see your workout buddies at the games BBO.

They are certainly a fine looking group of men.

Will you be bringing any of the old Christian Bros down to boost membership.

We certainly can't be too picky about their previous indiscretions.

Yes. We need to become all embracing.

We could kill two birds with one stone because our illustrious leader could also be called upon to defend our members - maybe not. Though he could be called upon to defend Co$$$$$$$od members!

Could we join up the Alpacas under the pet membership. That would surely boost membership numbers.

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and don't forget the dried banana chips - one of my favs

See, when we all put out heads together we can come up with these great ideas to save the club.
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We could kill two birds with one stone because our illustrious leader could also be called upon to defend our members - maybe not. Though he could be called upon to defend Co$$$$$$$od members!

Could we join up the Alpacas under the pet membership. That would surely boost membership numbers.

Good idea, we use the Hawks membership numbers rort. Yes we sign up our Alpacas, budgies, turtles, hamsters etc and suddenly we are a major club again. Sponsors will see us worthy of of their sponsorship dollars with our huge data base.

The AFL will once again see us as the major club we once were.

I will even join up my pet cockatoo with the loud screechy voice, who we named Kennett.

Good idea, we use the Hawks membership numbers rort. Yes we sign up our Alpacas, budgies, turtles, hamsters etc and suddenly we are a major club again. Sponsors will see us worthy of of their sponsorship dollars with our huge data base.

The AFL will once again see us as the major club we once were.

I will even join up my pet cockatoo with the loud screechy voice, who we named Kennett.

A pet cockatoo. Now fancy that!

As a near neighbour, I always thought the loud screechy voice belonged to she who must be obeyed!


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