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19 hours ago, Monbon said:

Farts mean nothing to me: I am a profound flatulater, and so is my wife.

 

19 hours ago, Monbon said:

A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

 

19 hours ago, Monbon said:

In fact, these fundamental aspects of human existence go totally unencucumbered in our blissful domain.

 

5 hours ago, Monbon said:

You sound like a flatulence denier. What's testy about discussing the realities of daily life: as Maupassant put it, Marriage is the exchange of bad temper during the day, and bad smells during the night.

There’s accepting normal bodily happenings, then there’s actually enjoying and being proud of them.

When I was a teenager my mum told me when a couple get to the point of not caring if the other hears (or smells) them fart, it means the relationship is stale and may not be worth continuing, but if they get to the point of actually enjoying it, the relationship is here to stay since they’re too far gone. Just as my mum said this my dad walked through the room and farted loudly. They both laughed their heads off and my mum turned to me and said “case in point!” 

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

 

 

There’s accepting normal bodily happenings, then there’s actually enjoying and being proud of them.

When I was a teenager my mum told me when a couple get to the point of not caring if the other hears (or smells) them fart, it means the relationship is stale and may not be worth continuing, but if they get to the point of actually enjoying it, the relationship is here to stay since they’re too far gone. Just as my mum said this my dad walked through the room and farted loudly. They both laughed their heads off and my mum turned to me and said “case in point!” 

Wise gal, your mum. 

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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This thread has gone to [censored] !

I suppose you wanna just go back to bananas and the preversions and decadence of the Romsey Manor. And I worked out last night - well, what else does one do when insomnia reigns, apart from reaching for yet another valium - that when you claim to be only drinking Top Shelf, that it was Moyston Claret, or Seaview Cab Sav. Am I write?

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On 5/14/2023 at 6:26 PM, Redleg said:

Harden up, we are getting too soft.

Says the dim sim man... 

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34 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

Jane Bunn wet dream time.

That is all that went through my mind.

And stiffy, thanks for bringing it up.

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59 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

It’s funny given your name, that you are the one posting that.

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11 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

I'm sure the producer copped it too!

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10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

If you are a chocolate lover, you get better value for money on discounted chocolate biscuits, than chocolate bars.

You'll all die young of Diabetes if you keep this addiction to sweet junk food up: then again, if the chocolate is dark....

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15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Forget to say RIP a couple of weeks ago for Harry Belafonte, who died aged 96.

Harry had a world wide hit with the Banana Boat song.

Helped get JFK  across the line too.

https://youtu.be/C21r3qfRk4Y

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On 5/14/2023 at 8:19 PM, Monbon said:

Farts mean nothing to me: I am a profound flatulater, and so is my wife.

My wife is the farter, I'm the burper!

On 5/15/2023 at 9:38 PM, Stiff Arm said:

Jane Bunn just said during the ch 7 weather report that it would be a wet dreamtime game on the weekend. I don't think she thought that one through.

Jane Bunn 😍

Now that's some lovely lady lumps.

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

We have only just begun. 

Good title for a song.

My lil storm cloud's fav Karen (Carp) i believe Red.  Not my cup of tea but tickled the fancy of some & her and bro were no doubt very talented

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8 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

My wife is the farter, I'm the burper!

Jane Bunn 😍

Now that's some lovely lady lumps.

Never seem to remember much about the forecast whenever she's telling it for some inexplicable reason

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