Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (โ‹ฎ) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

ย 
10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Umpires.

Canโ€™t we play without them?

Well....

We're currently playing despite them......

On 5/15/2023 at 8:12 PM, Monbon said:

You started it with 'egregious'.

To be fair, he had no idea what he was saying at the time.

ย 
  • Author
3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

Correct, too many say what they donโ€™t know.


3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

15 minutes ago, Monbon said:

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

did it remind her of the polish countryside?ย ย ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Author
44 minutes ago, Monbon said:

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

Thatโ€™s a bit unfair, as BBO has just organised his 10 yearly Manor spruce up. Those possum droppings in the moat will be removed and any dead animals also removed at the same time.

ย 
45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

did it remind her of the polish countryside?ย ย ๐Ÿ˜…

She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

47 minutes ago, Monbon said:

She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.ย  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romseyย  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

ย 

ย 

... or could they?ย  ย hmmmm


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.ย  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romseyย  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

ย 

ย 

... or could they?ย  ย hmmmm

What's this wolf creek? Related to Bergmann's Hour of the Wolf?

Hope its not raining Saturday.ย ย 

  • Author
4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Hope its not raining Saturday.ย ย 

I hope replacements can win it for us.

Could be 4 changes.

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I hope replacements can win it for us.

Could be 4 changes.

What......๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

Got a syndicate nag running at Caulfield....wont like a slow track

Get a grip Red....priorities man .. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

On 5/21/2023 at 12:35 AM, Monbon said:

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests


  • Author
40 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests

The problem is they are never seen again.

Maybe itโ€™s just the Piranhas in the moat, who knows?

Edited by Redleg

@Bitter but optimisticย did you find your vehicular transport ( or scooter, I'm unsure as to which ) where it was left ( and intact )ย after returning from Saturday's excursion ?ย 

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes bb , my carriage was ,remarkably, awaiting.

About the only bright spot in an otherwise ****ty day at the football.

Yes having your Scooter....i mean Sandman nicked would have been salty


2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Yes having your Scooter....i mean Sandman nicked would have been salty

I see BBO as a segway guy.

6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I see BBO as a segway guy.

Funnily enough...ย  ย I don'tย 

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Never owned a "Sandman " bb .... but ,back in ย the day, I was the proud owner of an EH panel van.

Did some damage in that!

Ahead of your time Uncle...ย  I'mย  not surprised.ย 

3 on the tree ?ย 

ย 
9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Ahead of your time Uncle...ย  I'mย  not surprised.ย 

3 on the tree ?ย 

Ah the panel van Halen. Always wanted one.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • AFLW REPORT: Collingwood

    Expectations of a comfortable win for Narrm at Victoria Park quickly evaporated as the match turned into a tense nail-biter. After a confident start by the Demons, the Pies piled on pressure and forced red and blue supporters to hold their collective breath until after the final siren. In a frenetic, physical contest, it was Captain Kateโ€™s clutch last quarter goal and a missed shot from Collingwoodโ€™s Grace Campbell after the siren which sealed a thrilling 4-point win. Finally, Narrm supporters could breathe easy.

    • 1 reply
  • CASEY: Williamstown

    The Casey Demons issued a strong statement to the remaining teams in the VFL race with a thumping 76-point victory in their Elimination Final against Williamstown. This was the sixth consecutive win for the Demons, who stormed into the finals from a long way back with scalps including two of the teams still in flag contention. Senior Coach Taylor Whitford would have been delighted with the manner in which his team opened its finals campaign with high impact after securing the lead early in the game when Jai Culley delivered a precise pass to a lead from Noah Yze, who scored his first of seven straight goals for the day. Yze kicked his second on the quarter time siren, by which time the Demons were already in control. The youngster repeated the dose in the second term as the Seagulls were reduced to mere

    • 0 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Collingwood

    Narrm time isnโ€™t a standard conceptโ€”itโ€™s the time within the traditional lands of Narrm, the Woiwurrung name for Melbourne. Indigenous Round runs for rounds 3 and 4 and is a powerful platform to recognise the contributions of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples in sport, community, and Australian culture. This week, suburban footy returns to the infamous Victoria Park as the mighty Narrm take on the Collingwood Magpies at 1:05pm Narrm time, Sunday 31 August. Come along if you can.

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 9 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: St. Kilda

    The Dees demolished the Saints in a comprehensive 74-pointshellacking. ย We filled our boots with percentage โ€” now a whopping 520.7% โ€” and sit atop the AFLW ladder. Melbourneโ€™s game plan is on fire, and the competition is officially on notice.

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • REPORT: Collingwood

    It was yet another disappointing outcome in a disappointing year, with Melbourne missing the finals for the second consecutive season. Indeed, it wasnโ€™t even close, as the Demons' tally of seven wins was less than half the number required to rank among the top eight teams in the competition. When the dust of the game settled and supporters reflected on Melbourne's ย six-point defeat at the hands of close game specialists Collingwood, Max Gawn's words about his teamโ€™s unfulfilled potential rang true โ€ฆ well, almost.ย 

    • 1 reply
  • POSTGAME: Collingwood

    Thank god this season is over. Bring on 2026.

      • Like
    • 379 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions โ†’ Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.