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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, Monbon said:

No drugs: just a temporary memory loss: I have had 93 jobs, after all, hated 89 of them. Then again, reading Camus and Dostoevsky after I'd cleaned the dunnies, being paid to sit out till 9PM..... Yep, Elizabeth street, Bourke St corner, I was there when it flooded in 1971 or so, had walked down through the rain from Alcoa's Head Office, corner Bourke and Williams, title Accounts Clerk, to watch the streets being 'swept away'. I was a great poet in them days....

You've gone to [censored] since then!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You've gone to [censored] since then!

    Quite agree. I write great short stories now. And you? What were you doing in 1971?

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    Just now, Monbon said:

    Quite agree. I write great short stories now. And you? What were you doing in 1971?

    BBO was celebrating his 50th birthday.

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    None of your [censored] business!

    You are so Tankanterous tonight. Have you drunk three bad bottles in a row? 

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm retiring for the night - you can all GAGF !!!

    One of your better posts.

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    45 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    Quite agree. I write great short stories now. And you? What were you doing in 1971?

    Seven years for (shall we say an  indoor crime) Five with good behaviour (unlikely!)

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    14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I only drink good bottles

    ooooh, drink bottles, uncle?  you must have a throat like linda l.

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    On 5/12/2023 at 6:16 PM, Redleg said:

    I am just waiting for someone to claim that a Tim Tam is a chocolate bar.

    Re-discovered these a few weeks back courtesy of my lil storm cloud.

    Forgot how much better than a Tim Tam they are and you have a cheerful time eating them as well apparently.  Unbeatable for $2.25 atm!

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    On 5/13/2023 at 11:57 AM, daisycutter said:

    Hoadley's was a melbourne company. They then merged with pommy rowntrees to become rowntree-hoadley, Eventually they sold out to nestle who dropped many hoadley originalls including the original hoadley tex bar known (quite rightly) as the "king of chocolate bars".

    so put that in ya pipe and smoke it 

    Seem to recall they had one of the best show bags when they were just Hoadleys including some treats that were exclusive to the bag!

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    21 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

    Wasn't that ye olde polly waffle?

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    2 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Re-discovered these a few weeks back courtesy of my lil storm cloud.

    Forgot how much better than a Tim Tam they are and you have a cheerful time eating them as well apparently.  Unbeatable for $2.25 atm!

    Screenshot_20230514-120724_SamsungInternet.jpg.30078da58af37faba0aff672deb87244.jpg

    Real value there.

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    If I had my way, Easter eggs would be in supermarkets every day of the year. Not the cheap and nasty ones, Cadbury being the minimum in quality. 

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    21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    If I had my way, Easter eggs would be in supermarkets every day of the year. Not the cheap and nasty ones, Cadbury being the minimum in quality. 

    if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

    Darrell-Lea-Milk-Chocolate-Soft-Nougat-Egg-Box-150g.jpg

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    29 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

    Darrell-Lea-Milk-Chocolate-Soft-Nougat-Egg-Box-150g.jpg

    If they are hard nougat, they will find their way to Chateau Redleg.

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    34 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

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    Must. Have. Some. Immediately. Stat!

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    If they are hard nougat, they will find their way to Chateau Redleg.

    No, no, no! Soft nougat or re-gifted. 

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    10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    If they are hard nougat, they will find their way to Chateau Redleg.

    soft and very creamy. also very yummy

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Must. Have. Some. Immediately. Stat!

    i/2 price at Easter Egg Warehouse Logo

    but maybe out of season so check best by date

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    46 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

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    Is the nougat in these the same consistency as a Milky way?

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    10 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Is the nougat in these the same consistency as a Milky way?

    i've never stooped that low to even know 

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