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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 2/11/2023 at 4:15 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Redlegโ€™s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice.ย 

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! ๐Ÿ˜†

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On 2/11/2023 at 9:57 PM, Redleg said:

Nearly.

A new foory season resolution perhaps? ๐Ÿคฃ

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? ๐Ÿคฃ

Maybe.

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19 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? ๐Ÿคฃ

Not a foory follower myself,ย  but all for a good resolution from time to time ๐Ÿ™‚

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20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! ๐Ÿ˜†

So nice. Thank you.


5 hours ago, ManDee said:

Not a foory follower myself,ย  but all for a good resolution from time to time ๐Ÿ™‚

Nice one. I will get OD to post about barketball next ... ๐Ÿ˜

On 2/11/2023 at 2:04 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You clearly havenโ€™t seen our Demon Army ponchos. They may not be fashionable or flattering, but theyโ€™d withstand any amount of any animal pee. After all, they keep us dry and warm at Casey.ย 

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

On 2/11/2023 at 3:59 PM, Redleg said:

Well I think I am outvoted, so everyone please indulge in gratuitous flattery, you wonderful, beautiful people.

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

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21 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

Mrs Bucket GIFs | Gfycat

32 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Mrs Bucket GIFs | Gfycat

Ah, monseir Daisycutter, surely one more little compliment cannot hurt?

We all know that this flattery is wafer thin.


12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldnโ€™t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, theyโ€™re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, thatโ€™d be a job for a hazmat suit.ย 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldnโ€™t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb.ย 

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Added a parting salvo

HAPPY VALENTINEโ€™S DAY EVERYONE!

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42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldnโ€™t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, theyโ€™re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, thatโ€™d be a job for a hazmat suit.ย 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldnโ€™t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb.ย 

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.ย ย ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.ย ย ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Reminds me of that book โ€œ The Art of Prevaracationโ€, which I just canโ€™t decide whether or not to read.

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4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

Couldnโ€™t have said it any better myself.


On 2/11/2023 at 9:54 PM, Redleg said:

Well some Barristers are nice.

If you're a Barrister, I contend you are not combative enough!!

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4 minutes ago, dworship said:

If you're a Barrister, I contend you are not combative enough!!

Incorrect contention.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Incorrect contention.

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

20 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldnโ€™t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, theyโ€™re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, thatโ€™d be a job for a hazmat suit.ย 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldnโ€™t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb.ย 

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh.ย 

10 minutes ago, layzie said:

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh.ย 

Soz Layz, I stopped reading after the first sentence. ๐Ÿ˜


24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Soz Layz, I stopped reading after the first sentence. ๐Ÿ˜

I was with about 6 of them on Monday watching the Super Bowl at Sporting Globe. All so miserable about the bummers!

6 minutes ago, layzie said:

I was with about 6 of them on Monday watching the Super Bowl at Sporting Globe. All so miserable about the bummers!

And long may they remain miserable!

21 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

HAPPY VALENTINEโ€™S DAY EVERYONE!

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I got a lovely Valentine's Day note from my dearly beloved which went something along the lines ofย 

" Roses are red and chocolates are brown, but you're getting neither so calm the F ..... down ! "

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10 hours ago, dworship said:

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

Yes; needed, "...and I'll see you in court."

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11 hours ago, dworship said:

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

I think you can be polite and combative at the same time.

Ever heard the phrase โ€œ smiling assassin โ€œ?


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