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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

Can't say that it improved my footy though!

is it true uncle, that you went to university and became a letcherer?

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    is it true uncle, that you went to university and became a letcherer?

    Both your statements are correct dc , however, the order can be reversed. 

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    8 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!

    You are a bad man picket!

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    45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You are a bad man picket!

    No seriously, she was great fun. Dont know what happened to her but enjoyed a good party! Me a bad man?? Narrr

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    12 hours ago, picket fence said:

    No seriously, she was great fun. Dont know what happened to her but enjoyed a good party! Me a bad man?? Narrr

    Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

    Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

    P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

    Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

    P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

    I am bemused. What is the rationale and meaning of your posting name?

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    They’re lyrics from a song by a band that I very much like. These lyrics, and the band’s name - Mercury Rev - conjure up thoughts of heavy metal or a similar genre. On the contrary, this band’s music is so sweet and lilting it could put a baby to sleep.

    Another reason I chose this username is that I have a problem with indecision, and I figure that not being able to make up one’s mind is akin to staging a war with oneself. 
    I bet you’re sorry you asked. 🙃
     

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    23 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

    Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

    P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

    So you are pretending to be a Demon supporter?

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    24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    So you are pretending to be a Demon supporter?

    Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

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    17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

    GO the DEES!!!!!

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    32 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

    Haha "Go the Melbourne Team!"

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    Call it whatever you like, as long as they have continued success. 

    Go Dees.

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    On 2/3/2022 at 8:24 AM, Redleg said:

    Call it whatever you like, as long as they have continued success. 

    Go Dees.

    Tasmanian Demons?

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    15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Tasmanian Demons?

    Silly frog. Too many hallucinogens on the lily pad.

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    19 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Tasmanian Demons?

    Doesn’t seem so long ago that was a serious question. 

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    On 8/13/2011 at 11:32 AM, old dee said:

    I am Ganddaughter sitting,

    And you know she smiles at me wether the Dees win or lose.

    Hey OD, is this the same granddaughter with whom you play Monopoly nowadays? Seems she’s been the apple of your eye since day dot. 💖

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    On 2/5/2022 at 9:53 AM, Redleg said:

    Silly frog. Too many hallucinogens on the lily pad.

    Oh Red do you prefer the Hobart Demons?

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    22 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Hey OD, is this the same granddaughter with whom you play Monopoly nowadays? Seems she’s been the apple of your eye since day dot. 💖

    When is she going to play for the Dees?

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    When is she going to play for the Dees?

    If she’s as talented a footballer as she is a Monopoly player, she’ll go far with the Dees. IIRC, she’s taken her grandad to the cleaners on more than one occasion. 😁

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    being an orderly type of chap. i've been doing my planning for next 4 years.

    it goes something like this:

    back, back back back 

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    can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

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    6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    When is she going to play for the Dees?

    Never, I hate to say it but she is a cats supporter. Also not interested in playing football. I am now working on the four year old.

    Edited by old dee

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    7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Oh Red do you prefer the Hobart Demons?

    I think you have eaten too many bad flies froggy.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I think you have eaten too many bad flies froggy.

    Are there good flies Mr. Leg? 

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

    On the subject of the Olympics, Lydia Lassila, who was until last night our most recent Winter Olympics Gold medallist, said she was thrilled to see the drought broken. A 12-year drought. It’s like, Lydia…

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