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2 hours ago, Biffen said:

A simple mind making a simple assumption might think so. 

I'm neither happy nor disappointed .

The Greens getting smashed was an upside for me.

I'd prefer a very small government of executable officials put on public trial and shot annually.

I'm sceptical of "good" causes and I despise all public advertising campaigns telling  people how to think, act ,behave or believe in an official "idea" that's "good".

I'd like to see the speed limit doubled, the death penalty re-introduced ,(other ) ice dealers shot ,prostitutes given TAFE courses on loyalty to their employer .

I'd like the govt of the day to stay the [censored] out of my life and stop blocking my roads with safety signs and bollards. Or repatriate people to reduce congestion.

I'd like public servants to address me as Sir or My Lord. I deserve it.

I'd like anyone in a govt job for more than ten years to lick my feet and thank me for paying their way. They should also bow and kiss my hand.

I'd like the govt to stop the harassment of men using public advertising campaigns.Most of my friends are men.In fact all because only gay men have female friends. Real men don't for reasons you won't understand .

I'd like public officials ranked and graded after performance assessments and their pay rates adjusted annually.

I'd like to see fewer women in positions of power by -it's not natural- maybe cap a number for them.

I think developers, real estate agents and inner city councils should be sent to re-education camps for 10 years.

State government officials should merely have their pay halved and be put in the stocks for abuses of my money.

Premiers who've been found to collude with Communist backed regimes with say, 25 foreign visits  to the same Country , should also,  of course, be executed.

And you prefer eggs from Caged chooks like I do

Where do I join?

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    4 hours ago, Biffen said:

    A simple mind making a simple assumption might think so. 

    I'm neither happy nor disappointed .

    The Greens getting smashed was an upside for me.

    I'd prefer a very small government of executable officials put on public trial and shot annually.

    I'm sceptical of "good" causes and I despise all public advertising campaigns telling  people how to think, act ,behave or believe in an official "idea" that's "good".

    I'd like to see the speed limit doubled, the death penalty re-introduced ,(other ) ice dealers shot ,prostitutes given TAFE courses on loyalty to their employer .

    I'd like the govt of the day to stay the [censored] out of my life and stop blocking my roads with safety signs and bollards. Or repatriate people to reduce congestion.

    I'd like public servants to address me as Sir or My Lord. I deserve it.

    I'd like anyone in a govt job for more than ten years to lick my feet and thank me for paying their way. They should also bow and kiss my hand.

    I'd like the govt to stop the harassment of men using public advertising campaigns.Most of my friends are men.In fact all because only gay men have female friends. Real men don't for reasons you won't understand .

    I'd like public officials ranked and graded after performance assessments and their pay rates adjusted annually.

    I'd like to see fewer women in positions of power by decree -it's not natural- maybe cap a number for them.

    I think developers, real estate agents and inner city councils should be sent to re-education camps for 10 years.

    State government officials should merely have their pay halved and be put in the stocks for abuses of my money.

    Premiers who've been found to collude with Communist backed regimes with say, 25 foreign visits  to the same Country , should also,  of course, be executed.

    Sure you weren't handling PR for the Tories, Biff?

    I believe your next posting in that capacity should be Beaudesert or Ipswich.

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    4 hours ago, Biffen said:

    A simple mind making a simple assumption might think so. 

    I'm neither happy nor disappointed .

    The Greens getting smashed was an upside for me.

    I'd prefer a very small government of executable officials put on public trial and shot annually.

    I'm sceptical of "good" causes and I despise all public advertising campaigns telling  people how to think, act ,behave or believe in an official "idea" that's "good".

    I'd like to see the speed limit doubled, the death penalty re-introduced ,(other ) ice dealers shot ,prostitutes given TAFE courses on loyalty to their employer .

    I'd like the govt of the day to stay the [censored] out of my life and stop blocking my roads with safety signs and bollards. Or repatriate people to reduce congestion.

    I'd like public servants to address me as Sir or My Lord. I deserve it.

    I'd like anyone in a govt job for more than ten years to lick my feet and thank me for paying their way. They should also bow and kiss my hand.

    I'd like the govt to stop the harassment of men using public advertising campaigns.Most of my friends are men.In fact all because only gay men have female friends. Real men don't for reasons you won't understand .

    I'd like public officials ranked and graded after performance assessments and their pay rates adjusted annually.

    I'd like to see fewer women in positions of power by decree -it's not natural- maybe cap a number for them.

    I think developers, real estate agents and inner city councils should be sent to re-education camps for 10 years.

    State government officials should merely have their pay halved and be put in the stocks for abuses of my money.

    Premiers who've been found to collude with Communist backed regimes with say, 25 foreign visits  to the same Country , should also,  of course, be executed.

    Sounds like you'd be a perfect fit for senior advisor to The Donald in the pure white house.

    But I will say the mention of public servants bowing to you and licking your feet assumes a drug dealing pimp such as your fine self actually pays some tax... any tax, in fact. Cash is king in your line of work!

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    Wonder if I could patent my latest invention the ALT. It is the BLT with avocado substituted for the bacon. It is my favourite sandwich and I should make millions with it and can then become the Dees biggest sponsor.

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    9 hours ago, Biffen said:

    A simple mind making a simple assumption might think so. 

    I'm neither happy nor disappointed .

    The Greens getting smashed was an upside for me.

    I'd prefer a very small government of executable officials put on public trial and shot annually.

    I'm sceptical of "good" causes and I despise all public advertising campaigns telling  people how to think, act ,behave or believe in an official "idea" that's "good".

    I'd like to see the speed limit doubled, the death penalty re-introduced ,(other ) ice dealers shot ,prostitutes given TAFE courses on loyalty to their employer .

    I'd like the govt of the day to stay the [censored] out of my life and stop blocking my roads with safety signs and bollards. Or repatriate people to reduce congestion.

    I'd like public servants to address me as Sir or My Lord. I deserve it.

    I'd like anyone in a govt job for more than ten years to lick my feet and thank me for paying their way. They should also bow and kiss my hand.

    I'd like the govt to stop the harassment of men using public advertising campaigns.Most of my friends are men.In fact all because only gay men have female friends. Real men don't for reasons you won't understand .

    I'd like public officials ranked and graded after performance assessments and their pay rates adjusted annually.

    I'd like to see fewer women in positions of power by decree -it's not natural- maybe cap a number for them.

    I think developers, real estate agents and inner city councils should be sent to re-education camps for 10 years.

    State government officials should merely have their pay halved and be put in the stocks for abuses of my money.

    Premiers who've been found to collude with Communist backed regimes with say, 25 foreign visits  to the same Country , should also,  of course, be executed.

    Wow what a  manifesto, you seem to have summed up all your ""alternative"" views over the years. 

    Now I fully understand your core beliefs. Pity they are not in common with a progressive or even stagnant society.

    But they should get you a gig in the Senate or Legislative Council in the future.  

    Although I thought BBO would have been worthy of mention but I suppose his presence has become irrelevant. 

     

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Wonder if I could patent my latest invention the ALT. It is the BLT with avocado substituted for the bacon. It is my favourite sandwich and I should make millions with it and can then become the Dees biggest sponsor.

    Eating bacon is a sin. 

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    25 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Eating bacon is a sin. 

    In what Universe ??? 

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Wonder if I could patent my latest invention the ALT. It is the BLT with avocado substituted for the bacon. It is my favourite sandwich and I should make millions with it and can then become the Dees biggest sponsor.

    You realise....you can have both....bacon...AND avocado !!

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Wow what a  manifesto, you seem to have summed up all your ""alternative"" views over the years. 

    Now I fully understand your core beliefs. Pity they are not in common with a progressive or even stagnant society.

    But they should get you a gig in the Senate or Legislative Council in the future.  

    Although I thought BBO would have been worthy of mention but I suppose his presence has become irrelevant. 

     

    You'd be put up against the wall pronto a la "The Sun Also Rises" if you weren't already dust.

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    You'd be put up against the wall pronto a la "The Sun Also Rises" if you weren't already dust.

    Your full of surprises Biffen or don’t judge a book by its cover or confuse alter ego from ego. Are you Superman or just a loser ? The jury is undecided. 

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    43 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Your full of surprises Biffen or don’t judge a book by its cover or confuse alter ego from ego. Are you Superman or just a loser ? The jury is undecided. 

    You're very judgemental tonight Ernie. Too many whisky and sodas?

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    12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    You're very judgemental tonight Ernie. Too many whisky and sodas?

    Yes, I agree, I do have these moments. Perhaps 3 whiskys too many tonight. Forget the soda. Thanks Moon for keeping me honest. 

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    Nasty bike accident involving James Hird yesterday. Apparently he was save from a serious concussion by his ears. 

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    4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Nasty bike accident involving James Hird yesterday. Apparently he was save from a serious concussion by his ears. 

    I thought it was his ego.

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    17 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I thought it was his ego.

    Me too OD, although its a case where the ego doesn't protect the body against car metal and bitumen. Indeed, the ego would also be a bit dented. 

    He keeps forgetting that hes not the golden boy anymore. 

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    Thought this comment on an article about the never ending Harry Potter spin offs and "special editions" in the Guardian might tickle your senses:

    "So I took my kids to The Potter Factory in LA, I spent close to $500 on Dumble Brunch and $80 on wands that light up, but do not kill traffic cops when your car is being towed from a legal parking spot. We spent two nights at the Grindleward Inn, hauntings and visitations were extra, yeah, $100 per severed head and a mental $250 for something called a Budgeon-Fo-Killer-[censored], some kind of spell, basically helium is leaked into your room via the air-con so everyone speaks like mice for an hour or until your $250 runs out. Pathetic! Anyway, I shan't be going back. Eff you, Harry Potter and all your big-eared stupid, hairy mates. "

    https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/28/harry-potter-and-the-56-anniversary-editions-endless-tie-ins-are-diluting-the-magic

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    51 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Me too OD, although its a case where the ego doesn't protect the body against car metal and bitumen. Indeed, the ego would also be a bit dented. 

    He keeps forgetting that hes not the golden boy anymore. 

    Have you considered he might have a "death wish".

    Anyone who continually rides a bike around Richmond is certainly not the full dollar.

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    6 hours ago, old dee said:

    Have you considered he might have a "death wish".

    Anyone who continually rides a bike around Richmond is certainly not the full dollar.

    As i always say , Stay outta my bike lane when I am driving.

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    7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    As i always say , Stay outta my bike lane when I am driving.

    Here you are Biffo...

     

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    23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Gone quiet on the banana scene lately.

    No countdown yet to R1, red?

    ?

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    41 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    No countdown yet to R1, red?

    ?

    more importantly a countdown for aflx r1

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    35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    more importantly a countdown for aflx r1

    Yes. Back to back!

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    No countdown yet to R1, red?

    ?

    I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

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