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By the way BBO you can stick your Barossa reds up your khyber. Heathcote is the way to go!

Cant argue with the quality of some of the shiraz from around Heathcote Clint. Trouble is, it's bloody expensive and, at the rate I swill the stuff, I'd have to start selling off the "lads".

BTW mere parapraxis with your name.

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The Whitehorse Club is situated on the East Burwood Reserve at 298 – 336 Burwood Highway, East Burwood. It has occupied its present premises since 1990.It is a multicultural Club within Italian – Australian origins.Our membership is approximately 1000 individuals of which 60% are elderly citizens over the age of 65. Our members enjoy social nights on Tuesday and Friday nights. On a Thursday during the day our members have the use of all our facilities. Members enjoy playing bocce, card games, yoga session, gently exercise, tombola, billiards and quiet social interaction. Our members also enjoy, day trips, extended trips and also interstate

Any guesses where Lothario might be tonight?

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The Whitehorse Club is situated on the East Burwood Reserve at 298 – 336 Burwood Highway, East Burwood. It has occupied its present premises since 1990.It is a multicultural Club within Italian – Australian origins.Our membership is approximately 1000 individuals of which 60% are elderly citizens over the age of 65. Our members enjoy social nights on Tuesday and Friday nights. On a Thursday during the day our members have the use of all our facilities. Members enjoy playing bocce, card games, yoga session, gently exercise, tombola, billiards and quiet social interaction. Our members also enjoy, day trips, extended trips and also interstate

Any guesses where Lothario might be tonight?

Donning a false moustache and crooning badly to old Dean Martin tunes?

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The Whitehorse Club is situated on the East Burwood Reserve at 298 – 336 Burwood Highway, East Burwood. It has occupied its present premises since 1990.It is a multicultural Club within Italian – Australian origins.Our membership is approximately 1000 individuals of which 60% are elderly citizens over the age of 65. Our members enjoy social nights on Tuesday and Friday nights. On a Thursday during the day our members have the use of all our facilities. Members enjoy playing bocce, card games, yoga session, gently exercise, tombola, billiards and quiet social interaction. Our members also enjoy, day trips, extended trips and also interstate

Any guesses where Lothario might be tonight?

i can assure you hayseed, that i never lower myself to venture into east burwood

in no way does it deserve the second part of it's name

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what is this biffo, gang bang night ffs?

For some.

Alas not moi.

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Well boys, there will be more crap flying on Demonland in the next 3 weeks, than Werribee sees in a year.

Well Redleg less than 24 hours on from this comment and I have Seldom seen such vitriol on the site.

Have we total lost the plot?

Gee it is only a game guys!

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Cant argue with the quality of some of the shiraz from around Heathcote Clint. Trouble is, it's bloody expensive and, at the rate I swill the stuff, I'd have to start selling off the "lads".

BTW mere parapraxis with your name.

Me neither. Got given some as a gift. Only realised how much they cost after we drank! Bit exy for a weeknight!

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Cant argue with the quality of some of the shiraz from around Heathcote Clint. Trouble is, it's bloody expensive and, at the rate I swill the stuff, I'd have to start selling off the "lads".

BTW mere parapraxis with your name.

Forgiven. I have been called another derivitive of it quite a few times though!

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You read my mind.

It is also the Lucas Cook selection and I was too scared to mention it.

and yet you did !!! :o ( naughty corner )

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Well Redleg less than 24 hours on from this comment and I have Seldom seen such vitriol on the site.

Have we total lost the plot?

Gee it is only a game guys!

I had suspender the MFC for two weeks for recruiting a gambling/MessyDrug Coach!

What have I missed?

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Red during my time away i have found a few more animal pictures for you

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Let me know if you need help in finding where the animals are in each picture.

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You read my mind.

It is also the Lucas Cook selection and I was too scared to mention it.

Fools never differ ... :blink: Is that a movie I haven't seen? :blink::blink:

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