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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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73 monday coming up.

Years to next flag?

Years to next flag?

Last orgasm

 

What is wrong with this picture OD?

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What is wrong with this picture OD?

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Hahahahaha

Such a BAD Blazer

And.....


What is wrong with this picture OD?

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Not enough Premiership cups.

 

What is wrong with this picture OD?

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Very little red and no blue ...

Stop hanging shyte on Schwabby.

Only me and WYL had the vision back then.

The payoff will arrive soon.


Poor Greg Norman nearly threw his entire hand in today.

Must have had a problem with the choke.

Poor Greg Norman nearly threw his entire hand in today.

Must have had a problem with the choke.

how tinny was your mate oscar, biffo?

What about these one then?

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OMG I did not know we could buy as many premiership cups as we wanted!

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or we could steal them

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Brighton grammer.?????


how tinny was your mate oscar, biffo?

Oscar will be found guilty of Hottycide.

And bad acting

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Brighton grammer.?????

Awesome

Now I know why the MFC Player List is so bad!

Jazza you done it again.

What about these one then?

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Thanks for that group of three photos DF I was feeling good this morning.

Now I feel quite ill especially when I look at the middle photo

Awesome

Now I know why the MFC Player List is so bad!

Jazza you done it again.

They look like year 12 poonces on their way to a religious sermon to be conducted by some dean of the school.

We have neglected to draft real country kids for years,

They look like year 12 poonces on their way to a religious sermon to be conducted by some dean of the school.

We have neglected to draft real country kids for years,

Choir boys comes to mind jazza


Thanks for that group of three photos DF I was feeling good this morning.

Now I feel quite ill especially when I look at the middle photo

I am here to help OD.

You need to get over your loathing of this Private School Jacket. As they will be all the rage when we win our 13th flag in another 23 years.

They look like year 12 poonces on their way to a religious sermon to be conducted by some dean of the school.

We have neglected to draft real country kids for years,

We do need more country boys as the current pampered lot are more worried about what hair gel to use then how to win a game of footy.

Too much Gat easy living and not enough working on the farm.

Jordie Mac comes from a dairy farm at Terang.And his true grit shows in the way he plays.

Would probably last in a middle of the ladder team.

But we have those namby pamby boys of private school backgrounds who are as soft as butter.

At least the club has Biff,BBO and R@B for some moral toughness.

 

Jordie Mac comes from a dairy farm at Terang.And his true grit shows in the way he plays.

Would probably last in a middle of the ladder team.

But we have those namby pamby boys of private school backgrounds who are as soft as butter.

At least the club has Biff,BBO and R@B for some moral toughness.

Too many cues in the rack at the end of 2014 for them to be of any help I am afraid.

Jordie Mac comes from a dairy farm at Terang.And his true grit shows in the way he plays.

Would probably last in a middle of the ladder team.

But we have those namby pamby boys of private school backgrounds who are as soft as butter.

At least the club has Biff,BBO and R@B for some moral toughness.

Plays like a dairy farmer, eh? Interesting notion that --- presumably he kicks like one too... :blink: I have no idea what you mean by your last sentence :wacko:


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